the state of maine teabag party was a bust

[luckyleftyme2]

THE HYPE WAS ON FOX TO COME TO THE BIG TEA PARTY AT THE PIER IN PORTLAND. NOW THAT IS THE LARGEST CITY IN MAINE. APROX. 175,000 WITH ANOTHER 200,000 WITHIN A 30 MILE RADIUS!
WELL THE NEWS SAID THERE WAS 200-FOR A TURN OUT;THE FOX BOYS SAID 700 -WELL GUESS WHAT!
THAT WAS A POOR TURNOUT FOR A POSSIBLE 300,000! IN FACT IT WAS A BIG BUST!
AND GUESS WHAT THEY ARE WHINNING TODAY THAT THE OTHER MEDIA LIES! THIS WAS HEARD ON FOX THIS MORNING I THINK THAT IS THEIR AGENDA TODAY! BETTER THAN ADMITTING THEY BACKED THE WRONG WING-NUTS!
IT WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS THE TEABAG BUST!

[MrCoffee]

1. Put down the methamphetamines, unlock the caps and buy some punctuation marks.

Easy tiger.

[Gormy Cuss]

2. Portland would be the last place in the state to hold such an event if you want a crowd.

Portland's the most left leaning population center after all.

Psst: you have a typo in the Ptld city population (nix that initial 1)

[graywarrior]

3. Seriously

Just proves how dumb they really are.