If I were a mean person...

[TygrBright]

I would probably be really enjoying myself today.

I just watched some videos of the various Tea Party events that were held at various locations yesterday.

Now, IF I were a mean person, the kind of wicked sadist who delights in deliberately escalating and augmenting the paranoia of the poorly-informed, I would probably write something like this:

"Good work Comrades! Central Planning HQ in the White House basement estimates that we now have video footage of nearly seventy-six percent of the right-wing malcontents who need to be suppressed, oppressed, and re-educated. We know who they are. Every time we get them agitated enough to show up at one of these so-called "spontaneous, grass-roots" events, we identify a few more of them.

DARPA reports great success in coordinating the new facial recognition software with government ID files and data mining tools to gather ever more information about them. The more of them we can flush out (ha! Pun intended!) with coverage of "spontaneous, grass-roots" events, the more we can tag and mark for additional observation and information gathering through our Vast Network of Socialist Siblings.

We are hoping that additional "spontaneous, grass-roots" events will allow us to tag enough of these Enemies of the State to enable us to round them up and get them to the re-education camps without substantial opposition. Our deep-cover moles in the Fox News organization report that switching the coffee of targeted on-air personalities to double-shot espresso is having the desired effect. With each passing day, their frenzied ravings become less coherent and more motivating to their followers.

With luck, Comrades, we should have Our Glorious Leader's plan entirely implemented in time for the Juneteenth Coup!"

That's what I'd write if I were a mean person.

Fortunately, I'm not a mean person.

Am I?

Am I...?

naaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh...

virtuously,
Bright

[EFerrari]

1. I'm going report you to my Project X handler.

Put the pie back in the cupboard!

[Bobbie Jo]

2. *insert evil laugh here*

:evilgrin:

[rucky]

3. Don't forget to thank our friends at FOX News for all their help.

;)

[MADem]

4. And General Soros and Colonel Michael Moore are most pleased......

:rofl:

[Winterblues]

5. You forgot to mention the ovens were being built.

:shrug:

[Butch350]

15. Each one seats six.

[ShareTheWoods]

6. Enemies of the State

I guess if they do not vote for Democrats then that is their title. It should be easy right now
with both houses to enact such a law. Why wait?

[TygrBright]

7. Good idea, Comrade!

We'll nominate you for the Hussein Booga-Wooga Medal of Pseudo-Freedom!

machiavellianly,
Bright

[barbtries]

8. that was good.

hit 'em where it hurts...oh, wait, i'm not a mean person. i'm compassionate, empathetic, and sick to death of their bullshit.

[uppityperson]

9. No, you aren't mean.

funny though. No need to spread further fear amongst them though.

[The_Commonist]

10. I just got an email from a friend...

...saying what a great time he and his kids had at the Atlanta rally yesterday.
I decided not be a mean person.
I just left it alone...

[The_Commonist]

11. Ooops! dupe...

[bertman]

12. Go ahead. Do it. Be as mean as you want to be, TygrBright. Enjoy it. They deserve it

FOR SURE.

[NBachers]

13. Commendable Work, Comrade Bright!

You are sure to have a village or municipality placed under your control after our Glorious Days of Triumph!

March On, Allies

{Insert Edith Piaf singing La Marseillaise here}

[Stinky The Clown]

14. Bright, you made my day!

Thank you!