Your favorite examples of post-Bush right-wing hypocrisy?

[Rocknrule]

Bush: "So what if Bush committed war crimes, broke over 700 laws, used the Constitution as TP, and nearly caused Great Depression 2? At least he didn't get a blow job in the Oval Office!"
Obama: "Obama didn't wash his hands with soap and water after using the bathroom this morning? IMPEACH HIS ASS!!!"

Bush: God chose Bush to be president, Bush is God's messenger, God told Bush to invade Iraq, if you don't vote for Bush you're going straight to hell, Jesus Camp kids literally pray to a graven image of Bush
Obama: "The liberals think Obama is the Messiah!"

Bush: "The Constitution is just a goddamn piece of paper! The only part of it that's worth preserving is the 2nd Amendment!"
Obama: "We must uphold the Constitution! No stinking nig...I mean, Muslims...I mean, non-US citizens should be allowed to be president!"

Bush: "Ze liberals have insulted Der Fuhrer! Zis must not be allowed to happen! Speaking ill of Herr Bushler during a time of war is TREASON! Hang ze traitors!"
Obama: "It is our patriotic duty to criticize the president! (as long as he's a Democrat) We don't like how the election turned out, it's time for CIVIL WAR! Viva La Resistance!"

Bush: "$300 trillion to blow up...er, 'liberate' Iraqis! No problem!"
Obama: "$900 billion to help fellow Americans! We can't afford to waste money like that!"

What did I leave out?