(Chuck) Norris Volunteers To Lead Texas Revolution

[Starbucks Anarchist]

http://www.imdb.com/news/ni0749916/

Martial-arts master Chuck Norris has his sights set on becoming more than a Texas Ranger - he has volunteered to run as the U.S. state's first president.

Norris, who played TV hardman Cordell Walker in hit series Walker, Texas Ranger, has put himself up for the job of running the region after discussing the possibility of the state seceding from U.S. control during a rant on CNN.com's political blog.

The actor, who is a staunch Republican, insists Texans want an independent state after being let down by the American government - and thinks he'd be the ideal candidate to lead the Lone Star state's revolution.

He says, "I may run for president of Texas. That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state.

[WeDidIt]

1. Chuck Norris is a TREASONOUS COWARD

There, I said it. It's true, too.

[msongs]

2. fear of a black president - nt

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

3. Well, he has the brains for the job. Scrambled.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

5. Apparently a few too many blows to the head over the years.

[Botany]

4. sore loser

[TBF]

6. Dunno, he was born in Oklahoma - not a native Texan. n/t

[DFW]

7. And we know where he finds confirmation that he should be doing this

He presses a button on his Gina robot to say "that's right" at appropriate intervals.

[RB TexLa]

8. I fully support him. I want him to start the revolution this minute, he should grab some guns up

and go to the nearest federal courthouse or facility this second.

[Gold Metal Flake]

9. His name is now Traitor Chuck. Please use it frequently.

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

10. Sounds like sedition to me........

and we should take away his Total Gym thingy too :)

[fishwax]

11. what a nutbag

:crazy:

[malaise]

12. Daily I am more convinced that Rushicans watch too many

movies and too many TV shoes. They no longer no the difference between reality and fiction. Go Chuck go!! Remember the Alamo!!