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You may not want to be so blunt with someone you love, though! :)
Yes, dear, it's nice that you're an American. But if you think you are my worst nightmare, you need a serious ego check! Where on earth did you get the idea you are that important?
Just for the record, I don't care what your religion is as long as I'm not forced to be part of it. Congrats on that mason thing, but, again, not really something most liberals care about. We wish you well in your career, whatever it is, as long as you do no harm to others.
It's nice that you don't hate the rich. Hatred consumes people. Pitying the poor would be a little condescending, but you might try sympathizing with them a little. Perhaps it will be easier for you when someone you love is in an accident and ends up with medical bills that break them even though they are insured.
I'm glad you think people who were born here and don't like the way things are going can just move to some other country. Bravo! Be sure to pass that info along to those teabaggers when they come up for air. Don't forget the Fox Noise Anger Team - they could use some time under some other country's sun, too.
Why do you care where Jesse Jackson goes to church? More, what makes you think your odd preoccupation with Reverend Jackson makes you a nightmare to us rather than the sad, impotent figure we actually see in you?
It's nice that you support the police when they are performing their job as they are supposed to. So do I. See? Not really very nightmarish, is it?
I do know how a ballot works, thank you, but it's nice to know you oppose those idiots in Florida who didn't know and therefore created a ballot that was nearly impossible for reasonable people to punch. Good on ya', kid!
I already have a job, thank you very much. I do find it amusing, though, that so many of you on the right assume we're all out of work at the same time that you complain about how "elite" we are. Frankly, sweetie, I AM elite when rated alongside you lot, but that just gives you a goal to work toward. Get to it!
I'm sorry you are so hostile to Girl Scouts, high school students raising money to fill the gaps left by tax dodgers, etc. You are not required to buy any of what they are selling, though some of the cookies are pretty tasty.
I'm glad you think it takes two parents to raise a child! Perhaps as you get older, you and your friends who believe similarly will change the fact that the red states have a significantly higher divorce rate than the blue.
And since "illegal is illegal no matter what," I look forward to seeing you campaign to put Rush Limbaugh, George W Bush, Dick Cheney, and their lawbreaking compatriots behind bars.
Thanks for writing, darling. Say hi to you mom for me!
Love, Auntie
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