Is it torture to lay this guy on his back, grab a tweezers ........

[Stinky The Clown]

.... and pluck his mustache one hair at a time until he cries so loud he loses his voice and can no longer beg us to send him money for his bullshit Video Professor crap?

[MADem]

1. Is he related to DOCTOR Phil? I say torture him first! nt

[Occam Bandage]

2. But he can teach us how to Internet! I want to know how to Internet. nt

[Captain Hilts]

6. How about Sexting? nt

[Political Heretic]

3. Try THIS product, fool! *PLUCK*

:rofl:

[DevonRex]

4. I think he should be sent to my mother-in-law's house and not allowed to leave

until she has managed tough issues like "cut and paste" and "save attachment."

Heh. He'll be there for a decade.

[90-percent]

5. now wait one torture minute here.....

At least this guy hasn't beat up any hookers yet. Like Vince the Sham Wow guy did recently.

Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

-90% Jimmy

[lamp_shade]

8. I bought one.

... a shamwow

[madinmaryland]

7. The Video Professor teaches people to post on DU???

Some key things:

Slapping down stupid arguments.
Sniffing out trolls.
Starting flame wars in GD
Starting Flame wars in GD:PP
Starting flame wars in the Lounge.
Thread killing.
How to get in before the lock.

:hi:

[Mira]

9. I need tot know about the internets, and how how to do the google.

What irritates you about that guy?
He's just making a living, and clever at it to boot.

[LiberalFighter]

10. Just his moustache? And just one hair at a time everywhere?

Don't forget the hair in his nostrils. Those should be one at a time.