Rep Bachmann: As Obama Denies Jesus, We Must Humble Ourselves Before God

[Are_grits_groceries]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToWUDICPdjc

http://thepoliticalcarnival.blogspot.com/2009/04/video-michele-bachmann-as-obama-denies.html

Bachmann is like FarmAid for the Dems. We got lots of donations every time she speaks.
She must have a crick in her neck looking up every time that whooshing sound goes over.

[shadowknows69]

1. Why isn't someone hauling this woman away to a mental hospital yet?

[leftofcool]

2. She's off her meds today

[Are_grits_groceries]

3. Or on too much! nt

[L. Coyote]

16. today?

[SemiCharmedQuark]

4. Was she always this crazy? Until Obama ran for president, I'd never heard of her.

[Warpy]

13. I didn't hear about her until the 2007 SOU

She was the toothy brunette who got Stupid's arm in a death grip on his way out and didn't let go until he surprised her with a big kiss on the lips.

I started to pay attention then. Apparently she's been returned election after election by a wingnut church infested Minneapolis suburb.

Nobody's too nuts for those people. Until the sensible people get alarmed enough to register and get out and vote, she'll stay in the House.

Fortunately for the country, her last election was very close. I think the loon will be out in 2010, but don't expect her to seek treatment. Expect her to be all over Pox News and other on air lunatic asylums.

She's not only a lunatic, she's an attention whore.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

15. Thanks Warpy

Now that you mention it, I do remember that.

[WI_DEM]

5. On the other hand she is farmaid for the GOP too, the nut right loves her

I hate her and can't believe that there are really enough people in her district who voted to elect her. She must represent a nut district too.

[sufrommich]

6. "Bachmann is like FarmAid for the Dems" lol. nt

[UnrepentantUnitarian]

7. On a bad day, Obama is a hundred times more compatible...

...with Jesus' message and principles than the likes of Michelle Bachmann will ever be.

[walkaway]

8. The people who keep voting for this woman must be complete idiots. N/T

[MineralMan]

10. Yep. They are. And they're just down the road from my place.

Not every district in MN is liberal...not at all.

[Vinca]

9. OMG - I had to stop listening at covering Christ on the cross.

What a complete and utter nutjob this woman is.

[Blue For You]

11. She's imbibed way too much Jesus-Juice. Don't they screen

these folks up there in Congress? :crazy:

[rocktivity]

12. Psst--Michlle..

AMERICA IS A SECULAR NATION!!!!

:eyes:
rocktivity

[madrchsod]

14. the letters " IHS " directly behind him was covered.

all the others in the hall were not covered and were visible to the cameras.

she`s not only bat shit crazy she`s also making shit up.

[Bluerthanblue]

21. that's what I thought- IHS is HARDLY "the image of Christ"- and

if she doesn't know the difference she's no christian!

Also, Obama didn't say that America was a nation of "secularists" nor did he target "christians" as what we are "not" a nation of- to do anything different would be offensive, and patently untrue.

We are NOT a 'theocracy" she's pretty twisted-

I say this as someone who is a follower of Christ.


:nuke:

[regnaD kciN]

23. Also...

...I know a number of Protestants (fundamentalist or not) who consider "IHS" offensive, since they see it as a "Catholic" symbol.

:crazy:

[regnaD kciN]

17. I think Michelle has just vaulted into the running...

...for next Sunday's Top Ten Conservative Idiots list.

[No More Bushbots]

22. She could be there every week

But that would get monotonous.

[GoneOffShore]

18. Time to pile on the comments over at You Tube.

She's getting rated up. And they're burying Anti Bachmann Comments.

[JonLP24]

19. Lincoln was the furthest thing from a religous fundie

[edbermac]

20. As Frank Zappa once sang "Jesus thinks you're a jerk"

There's an ugly little wasel 'bout three-foot nine
Face puffed up from cryin' 'n lyin'
'Cause her sweet little hubby's
Suckin' prong part time
(In the name of The Lord)

Get a clue, little shrew
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Jesus thinks you're a jerk

Did he really choose Tammy to do His Work?
Robertson says that he's The One
Oh sure he is,
if Armageddon
Is your idea of family fun,
An' he's got some planned for you!
(Now, tell me that ain't true)

Now, what if Jimbo's slightly gay,
Will Pat let Jimbo get away?
Everything we've heard him say
Indicated that Jim must pay,
(And it just might hurt a bit)
But keep that money rollin' in,
'Cause Pat and naughty Jimbo
Can't get enough of it

Perhaps it's their idea
Of an Affirmative Action Plan
To give White Trash a 'special break';
Well, they took those Jeezo-bucks and ran
To the bank! To the bank! To the bank! To the bank!
And every night we can hear them thank
Their Buddy, up above
For sending down his love
(While you all smell the glove)

Jim and Pat should take a pole
(Right up each saintly glory-hole),
With tar and feathers too --
Just like they'd love to do to you

('Cause they think you are bad --
And they are very mad)

'Cause some folks don't want prayer in school!

(We'd need an ark to survive the drool
Of Micro-publicans, raised on hate,
And 'Jimbo-Jimbo' when they graduate)

Conviced they are 'The Chosen Ones' --
And all their parents carry guns,
And hold them cards in the N.R.A.
(With their fingers on the triggers
When they kneel and pray)

With a Ku-Klux muu-muu
In the back of the truck,
If you ain't Born Again,
They wanna mess you up, screamin':
"No abortion, no-siree!"
"Life's too precious, can't you see!"
(What's that hangin' from the neighbor's tree?
Why, it looks like 'colored folks' to me --
Would THEY do THAT...seriously?)

Imagine if you will
A multi-millionaire Television Evangelist,
Saved from Korean Combat duty by his father, a U.S. Senator

Studied Law --
But is not qualified to practice it

Father of a "love child"
Who, in adulthood, hosts the remnants
Of papa's religious propaganda program

Claims not to be a "Faith Healer",
But has, in the past,
Dealt stearnly with everything from hemorrhoids to hurricanes

Involved with funding for a 'secret war' in Central America
Claiming Ronald Reagan and Oliver North as close friends

Involved in suspicous 'tax-avoidance schemes',
(Under investigation for 16 months by the I.R.S.)

Claims to be a MAN OF GOD;
Currenty seeking the United States Presidency,
Hoping we will all follow him into --
The Twilight Zone

What if Pat gets in the White House,
And suddenly --
The rights of 'certain people' disappear
Mysteriously?

Now, wouldn't that sort of qualify
As an American Tragedy?
(Especially if he covers it up, sayin'
"Jesus told it to me!")

I hope we never see that day,
In The Land of The Free --
Or someday will we?
Will we?

And if you don't know by now,
The truth of what I'm tellin' you,
Then, surely I have failed somehow --

And Jesus will think I'm a jerk, just like you --
If you let those TV Preachers
Make a monkey out of you!

I said:
"Jesus will think you're a jerk"
And it will be true!

There's an old rugged cross
In the land of cutton --
It's still burnin' on somebody's lawn
And it still smells rotten

Jim and Tammy!
Oh, baby!
You gotta go!
You really got to go!

[Orsino]

24. No one who actually believes in God...

...would profane Her teachings so completely. Bachmann is a phony.