And the answer is: SCOOTER!!!

[Norquist Nemesis]

Want to learn how Bush/Cheney really engineered the torture policy? Talk to Scooter!
Want to know about forged yellowcake documents a connection to Valerie Plame/Joe Wilson/Iraq Invasion? Talk to Scooter?
Would you like to find out how the DOJ became a political weapon from everything involving domestic policy to foreign policy? Tank to Scooter?
Want to find out whether John Kerry, possibly journalists such as Christine Armanpour, and other various people who were deemed political enemies were illegally wiretapped to gain political advantage? Talk to Scooter!

[seemslikeadream]

1. Ok

where is he?

[Norquist Nemesis]

3. That's a good question.

He seems to have gone completely off the radar. I'm hoping against hope that someone from DOJ is talking to him. If that's a possibility, it's probably a good thing the media's not camping out on his doorstep.

[rucky]

2. Scooter's not like you and me.

Scooter has Stockholm Syndrome

Scooter thinks he's a hero for taking one for the team.

[Norquist Nemesis]

4. Hmmm....has The Team been keeping him and his family working

or providing some source of income?

I wonder if they have a TV in their home and are able to keep up with the new stories.

[Demeter]

5. Where Is Scooter? Sounds Like a Waldo Remake

Maybe there's something additional that can put him in jail---like war crimes!

[Norquist Nemesis]

6. Or maybe he can start singing like a bird!

His memory could suddenly become very detailed.

[aquart]

7. I'm sure enhanced interrogation will work wonders.