Cow urine drink set to launch (BBC)

[eppur_se_muova]

A new soft drink made from cow's urine may be launched in India by a hard line Hindu group known for their opposition of Western food imports.

The manufacturers say small quantities of the liquid produced by Hinduism's revered holy cows is being mixed with products such as aloe vera and gooseberry to fight diseases.

An officer in charge of the manufacturing unit in Kanpur said the product will be sold nationwide and that it will beat other soft drinks.
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more: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7926128.stm

[Sabriel]

1. They should milk that idea for all it's worth

It'll provide a strong stream of revenue.

(That's all I got....)

[KittyWampus]

3. I think I may speak for a number of DU'ers, but that was really enough.

:silly:

[Lithos]

4. moo-ve along

This is udderly ridiculus. terri-bull, cheezy jokes just aren't your forte.

Let me steer you in the right direction.

[jus_the_facts]

11. Just might make you HORNY!!

:hi: man...s'been a long time!! *no pun intended* :D

[undergroundpanther]

2. Umm I'll pass on that one...

But I can't help it I am curious.. I'll wait until more people drink it first.However I am tempted to pour it into a frosty glass and offer it to someone annoying....heh.Or send a six pack to the golden shower crowd...Lulz.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. Yum.

Do you drink it over ice or neat?

[eppur_se_muova]

19. Suggested serving: pour over crushed urinal cake. nt

[MiniMe]

6. No worse than taking pregnant mares urine as a pill

That is what Premarin is. PREgnantMAResurINe.

[JVS]

7. The product is known as Coors Light

[eppur_se_muova]

8. I would have guessed Mello Yello ... nt

[corpseratemedia]

9. does it turn your hair blond?

[Skidmore]

10. I'll be impressed when they can contain

cow farts like bottled gas.

[Turbineguy]

12. Where's Guy Grand

when we need him?

[rurallib]

13. Am I the first to

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[Kazak]

14. That can't be for real, can it?

:shrug:

[LeftishBrit]

15. Ugh.

Reminds me of our playground quip at school: "Would you rather run a mile, jump a stile or eat a country pancake?" - guess what the latter turned out to be!

I would rather run a mile and jump a stile than partake of this thrilling new beverage!

[saltpoint]

16. I predict this product is not likely to sweep world markets.

[havocmom]

17. mad cow, now we gotta worry about pissed off cow?

:wtf:

Hey, can we get the cows to piss on the swine?

[scarletwoman]

18. If memory serves, I believe that Gandhi was a big advocate of drinking cow urine for medicinal

purposes.

And that's all I'm gonna say because I'm getting nauseous...

:(
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