Report: Still Hard Out Here For A Pimp

[dem629]

Three years after the Three 6 Mafia won an Oscar for their song "It's Hard Out Here For a Pimp," a new study reveals that it indeed is still hard, if not harder, out here for a pimp.

The study, commissioned by the University of Minnesota's Pimp Research Institute, is the result of interviews with the pimps themselves, who paint a bleak picture of the state of pimping in 2009 America.

"After looking at the pimps' concerns and complaints, we can only come to one reasonable conclusion," writes the University of Minnesota's Davis Logsdon, who supervised the study. "And that is, it's still hard out here for a pimp."

http://borowitzreport.com/article.aspx?ID=7014

[angstlessk]

1. borowitz, horowitz..are you trying to confuse me?

I was thinking it was that horrowitz complaining that schools waste good academic time studying pimp-dom! :rofl:

[no limit]

2. Not in my area. The pimp industry here has been booming

[groovedaddy]

6. Lack of business isn't necessarily what makes it hard for the pimps, it it? n.t

[robinlynne]

14. according to the article the main difficulties are: "bitches jumpin ship and talkin shit".

[Toucano]

3. I blame Craig's List!

They must be shut down to protect the pimps.

[NightWatcher]

4. many of the Craigslist ho's still use pimps

funny story.....

A guy answers an ad for a girl for an incall, and shows up at her hotel room. The door opens and the john goes in. Two minutes later a pimp (I'm guessing from appearances) exits the room. He goes to a car in the parking lot and opens the passenger door. A girl gets out and goes to the room. The pimp leaves and comes back when the john's hour was up. The pimp goes into the room, and a minutes later the john departs the hotel room.

I love hotels with exterior-based rooms.

[MADem]

5. How do you know the guy answered an ad? Were the walls paper thin? NT

[NightWatcher]

7. his wife found the emails back and forth and hired me to surveil him

[MADem]

9. ......

:rofl:


That's just hysterical!!!!

Here I'm thinking you're on a beeswax trip at a suboptimal, thin walled hotel, and looking out your window because there's nothin' on tee vee!!!

So you're a private eye, eh? What a glamorous profession...at least it is on that tee vee!

[NightWatcher]

12. not glamorous at all

imagine sitting in your car for 10 hours without moving waiting for something to happen when nature calls...
oh look, an empty gatoraid bottle

I dont drive a Ferrari and my friend doesnt own a helicopter.

[MADem]

15. Another fantasy shattered! Doggone. Reality does bite! nt

[NewJeffCT]

8. somebody actually paid for this study?

The Pimp Research Institute? That can't be real.

[no limit]

10. lol

[Lance_Boyle]

11. the Pimp Research Institute, commonly known as

PHRMA.

[robinlynne]

13. too funny.