gratuitous announces the next Big Grassroots Movement: Head Cheese

[gratuitous]

Considering how all the heads of the Republican party are publicly wailing and rending their garments over Senator Grandstand's defection (by the way, we don't really want him on our side of the aisle, either), perhaps it's appropriate to supply a little cheese to go with their whine.

I'm thinking those little wedges of Laughing Cow ultra-processed cheese "food." What say you, assembled masses of DU?