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Hissyspit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 09:18 PM
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Larisa Alexandrovna: The Shrinking Republican Party, So Small It Can Now Be "Drowned In A Bathtub"
Edited on Tue Apr-28-09 09:20 PM by Hissyspit
http://www.atlargely.com/2009/04/the-shrinking-republican-party-so-small-it-can-now-be-drowned-in-a-bathtub.html

April 28, 2009

The shrinking Republican party, so small it can now be "drowned in a bathtub"

Grover Norquist, known in recent years more closely as the unofficial member of team Abramoff, once famously quipped that his life's dream was to "reduce (government) to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub."

It seems Karl Rove stole Grover's idea and unleashed it on the Republican party. Hoping to get George W. Bush elected, Rove courted and whipped up the white-power, racist, uber-nationalistic minority of the Republican base. Ever since then, that base - once called "the crazies" by Bush Sr. - has infected the party like parasites and continue to cause what is left of the Republican to be marginalized more and more as a regional (read bible belt) extremist movement, only a hair away from crowning David Duke their next president (think about the difference between David Duke and Sarah Palin... not much).

Just today, Senator Arlen Specter declared that he would be switching his party affiliation from Republican to Democrat. At least he is a bit more honest about it than a similar opportunist like Senator Joe Lieberman, who is a Republican, but too ashamed to caucus with the party, so he has transformed himself into an Independent.

The reality is that Specter has no choice. The Republican party which used to be about limited government and fiscal responsibility has morphed into a party more fitting to the Taliban and Il Duce combined than to an American system of government.

Take for example the concept of limited government. Real Republicans, those like Barry Goldwater, would be outraged at the level of government invasivness and control that the current version of the party demands.

They do still claim that they are for limited government, of course. But if we take a look at what they really want limited, the powers are government are not very much of an issue in general for these people.

As far as I can tell, there are only two issues where the current Republican party actually demands limited government: taxes and guns. Yet even on those two issues, there are limitations. In fact it is not the abolishment of all taxes and not the freedom of all gun-owners that this extreme-right wing advocates. Rather, they appear to be a bit selective about who gets tax cuts and who gets guns.

For example, they seem to only hold tea parties when millionaires have their taxes raised, but say not a word when the middle class is stripped away to an-almost non-existent demographic. Why is that?

With guns too they are selective in that they will argue that gun rights are sacrosanct (Constitutionally mandated), but ONLY for real-Americans (read, racism). If a group of five Muslim men bought guns legally at a gun-show, would the far-right react as casually as if a group of five Christian men bought guns legally at a gun-show? Not this Republican party, nope. Just ask Michelle Malkin.

But even if just on those two issues there was consistency on principle, there would still be a bigger problem for the Republican far-right.

Over the last 8 years they have expanded the role of government to a level that is obscene and still want more government power. Nothing is too sacred for this bunch, not what two consenting adults do behind closed doors to the living-will of a brain-dead woman.

- snip -

Predictably, instead of reclaiming control of the party from the nut-case wing, the current crop of politicians on the right continue to play to these extreme views. I think Norquist should personally give Rove a call and thank him for the way he has delivered the Republican party into the control of lunatics. And maybe, then Norquiest can act out his drowning fantasy on what is left of the GOP.

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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 09:22 PM
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1. A waste of good bath water
even if, it's already been used...

twice....
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HillbillyBob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 10:10 PM
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6. Oh I think a hog waste retention pond would be more
in keeping with their actions.
Sort of like the old witch trials, throw them in if they sink, they are innocent if they float that proves they are witches (or pugs) and that proves their guilt then they can be burned at the stake. What progressive fun!!
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juno jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 12:39 AM
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8. Why does that remind me of the scene in 'Magic Christian'
Where the buisnessmen show willing to swim in raw sewage for money?
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dos pelos Donating Member (224 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 02:49 PM
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19. A musical version for you.......
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wizstars Donating Member (792 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 02:52 PM
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20. ...and pissed in......
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tanyev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 09:24 PM
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2. This thread needs a picture!
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 09:21 PM
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34. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Almost perfect - put Rove in the tub with him.
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Kansas Wyatt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 09:38 PM
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3. There was a Republican Senator on CNN this afternoon....
Who was saying that he didn't have a clue about what Spector was talking about, because the Republicans are absolutely Main Stream America, making tremendous strides in gaining support from even more people, and are going even more conservative, because that's what a majority of Americans want. He went on to say how the Democrats have over-reached, and Republicans would make tremendous gains in the next election, because Americans want a conservative government.

Republicans have lost their minds, and they have completely gone Bat Shit Loony. No wonder things got so screwed up with these nuts running the country. They do not have any idea what the hell they are talking about.
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nxylas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 09:43 AM
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37. Well, to be fair, what do you expect him to say?
"My party sucks and deserves to be cast into the political wilderness for a generation"?
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SalviaBlue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 09:50 PM
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4. This is too fun, I feel giddy. I love that that phrase has been
turned and used against them.
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rfranklin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 04:16 PM
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22. Hey, I want credit for this! I've been using it for a long time!
And it all started right here at DU!
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WhiteTara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 09:56 PM
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5. not til we waterboard Karl
and all his best butt buddies.
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NYC_SKP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 11:15 PM
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7. Dibs on Feinstein.
Oh, wait, you mean registered Republicans.

Never mind.
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bleever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 01:00 AM
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9. When does hypocrisy go from being invincible to being ridiculous?
Edited on Wed Apr-29-09 01:02 AM by bleever

I'm still trying to figure this out, lala.
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Hekate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 04:56 AM
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10. Their words come back to smite them. Bwaaahahaha
:rofl:
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 05:39 AM
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11. I'll supply the anchor.
Add the news that the new Governor of Kansas switched parties a few years ago, and GOP heads exploding will be the soundtrack for the next few years.


Lala makes my morning yet again. Thanks for the post Hissy :hug: :)
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 05:45 AM
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12. Here's the theme song for the drowning.
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Terry in Austin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 09:08 PM
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32. One of my faves
Now even more!

Bwa-ha-ha-ha-HA-ha-ha-ha!!! in a jug, Grover!

Thanks...

:woohoo:
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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 07:31 AM
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13. Repulbions are the party of Big Government
not much doubt about that...despite their propaganda to the contrary.
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Downwinder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 05:15 PM
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25. Autocratic Government
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 12:05 PM
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14. How ironically perfect....and accurate!!!
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 12:08 PM
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15. gets a rec for title alone. Let the record state that we all understand this to be metaphorical
lest freepers wet their pants thinking we are literally considering violence like them.
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 02:19 PM
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16. Bad metaphor.
"Drowned in a hog trough" seems more appropriate.
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MasonJar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 02:24 PM
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17. Kudos, Larisa, you cleverly critiqued the demise of the GOPers.
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Chemical Bill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 02:43 PM
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18. Not while millionaires still look for tax breaks.
Not while the aforementioned millionaires still own the media. And the voting machines. And run Cheney's assassination ring.

Bill
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wroberts189 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 03:02 PM
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21. KNR just for the Grover Norquist quote. nt
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robertpaulsen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 04:46 PM
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23. Larisa, nice work!
I especially loved the Taliban/Il Duce comparison. Keep it up!
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 04:50 PM
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24. Great point!
"For example, they seem to only hold tea parties when millionaires have their taxes raised, but say not a word when the middle class is stripped away to an-almost non-existent demographic. Why is that?"

I've forgotten how many people I've seen who were beside themselves over taxing 7 and 8 figure bonuses. :eyes:
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orleans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 06:57 PM
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26. smile! (thank you) n/t
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PurgedVoter Donating Member (753 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 07:25 PM
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27. That is going to leave one nasty ring! NT KR
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 07:30 PM
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28. Here is exclusive footage of Grover in the bathtub:
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Hissyspit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 09:02 PM
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31. Don't drown Grover!
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happygoluckytoyou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 08:18 PM
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29. dont shut down the GOP.....we dont want them over here and they are easier to track in a group
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Optical.Catalyst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 08:18 PM
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30. How about the Republicans being Water Boarded in a Bathtub? n/t
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WestSeattle2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 09:13 PM
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33. I'll start filling the tub right now.....n/t
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lala_rawraw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 09:21 PM
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35. thanks for posting this...
I actually made some corrections because of my grammar and spelling mistakes, but you had already posted it. In any case, thanks again Hiss:) Now when are we going out to have dinner again? That was fun
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Hissyspit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 10:24 PM
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36. I fixed the one typo I saw!
Edited on Wed Apr-29-09 10:27 PM by Hissyspit
:)
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WillYourVoteBCounted Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-02-09 12:08 AM
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38. It certainly is "circling the drain"
isn't it?
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MetaTrope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-02-09 06:06 PM
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39. Anybody notice that Larisa's blog is down?
Hope it's just an accident...
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MetaTrope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-03-09 05:32 PM
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40. OK, the DNS may be down
but her blog can still be read at http://larisaunplugged.typepad.com/atlargely/
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