What would the Republican Party have to do to entice you to join it?

[BurtWorm]

Me: Purge all conservatives, ditch the conservative social agenda, adopt socialist economic policies, adopt policies that would attract immigrants and people of all races, support labor, and change its name to the Democratic Party or something like that.

You?

[wyldwolf]

1. how long would I have to stay a member?

[Political Heretic]

2. Arrage 30 day sex-a-thon with Scarlett Johansson

:)

[wyldwolf]

6. or Jessica Alba

[Birthmark]

10. Or both

[wyldwolf]

17. sheesh... I might even join the Libertarian party for that!

[Birthmark]

33. Hell, for that...

...I'd dig up Ayn Rand and tongue kiss her corpse.

Sorry.

[Stephanie]

34. Hah!

Are you sure that would do the trick?

[lob1]

3. They'd have to change their name to "the democratic party".

Only they'd fuck it up and call it the "democrat" party.

[Subdivisions]

5. They're too goddamned stupid to be Democrats. I don't want them. n/t

[Dollface]

4. Have Dennis Kucinich write their platform and kick out anyone who refused to support it.

and abandon their pod project

[Burma Jones]

7. Include a clause in the GOP platform declaring their allegiance to their Great Master, Satan

That, and a check for $10 million ought to do it.....

[spanone]

8. legalize marijuana and outlaw tax exemptions for religions.....

[vicman]

9. When they finally disappear...

I may deliver a eulogy. Then again, I may have something more important to do that day, like wash my cat.

[bdamomma]

11. happy being a Democrat, thank you.

[tabbycat31]

12. give me a winning powerball ticket

[Hardrada]

13. Provide me with nubile and eager maidens whenever I desire

to sate my lusts. Or provide me with my own personal Lunar colony. I'm easy.

[Jackpine Radical]

14. Give me money. Lots of money.

Enough money to corrupt my soul and turn me into one of them.

[DireStrike]

15. Impossible. However, it is possible for the Democratic party to lose me.

[sinkingfeeling]

16. Might sign up for $1 million tax-free per year.

[Romulox]

18. Populist economic policies will win MAJOR support for the Repubs.

There is a vacuum right now, with neither party terribly concerned with the plight of working people...

[Believing Is Art]

19. I'd do it for money

Who says I'd have to vote Republican?

[sarge43]

20. Maybe, just maybe, if it turned over Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld

to The Hague for an international war crimes trial, I might, just might, give it a nanosecond of consideration.

[Occam Bandage]

21. Give me some money. I'm not proud. nt

[xultar]

22. I'd need about 1hr of free time in a room alone with a bat and ...

Norm Coleman
W
Darth
Condi
Rumsfeld
Rove
Palin
Mama Bush
Ann the beast Coulter
Rush
Insanity
I'm a bhuthole Gonzales
John Asscroft
Bill Crystal
Bob Barr
Newt
Michelle Milkin
Delay
Donald Evans
Tom Ridge
Brownie
Rod Paige
cornyn
John Roberts
SCJ Scalia
SCJ Thomas
Sanscrotum
All of the staff @ Faux News
Joe Dead Intern
Mika Mouse
Scooter Libby
Cheney's Daughters
Ghouliani
Rick Perry
Neal Bortz
Herman Cane

Who'd I miss?

[chemenger]

26. I'm very surprised that you missed (M)Ann Coulter

nt

[xultar]

32. OMFG...I can't believe I missed her ass.

[Morning Dew]

30. Lindsey Graham and Tim Pawlenty,. At least. nm

[John Q. Citizen]

23. let's see, they'd have to guarantee to pave the way for my election to the Senate

as a Republican in either Idaho, Utah, or the deep South.

Then I could vote with the Dems and Bernie Sanders.


I'd do that in a second. I'd register as a Repo if it meant i got a Senate seat. Why not?

[jaysunb]

24. Sex, drugs, money and a waaay back time machine.

:evilgrin:

[valerief]

25. Give me my 401K. Pay for my house. I'd still vote Dem, though. nt

[liberalmuse]

27. Commit Mass Suicide. n/t

[walkaway]

28. If Sarah Palin runs in the primaries in 2012 I might switch parties

to vote for her because she could never win in the general. I would switch back for November but I would love to see her go down in flames against Obama's second run.

[cloudbase]

29. I'm not easy,

but I could be had for a couple of bimbos and some good Scotch whiskey.

[librechik]

31. universal health, 18 month parental leave, Food S tamps for all, Housing allowances

and 10 wk vacations. Wait! I can just move to some actually civilized and humane nation. Like any of the rest of them.

[AnnieBW]

35. You know that thing they do on "Dollhouse"

Where they wipe the operative's brains? That's what I'd have to have done to me to become a Republican!