OK, Everyone, Relax! I've Figured Out How To Cure Swine Flu: TAX CUTS!

[TygrBright]

Yes, that's right, TAX CUTS!!

And to prevent future outbreaks, the guaranteed solution? Eliminate at least three major federal administrative divisions-- say (for example,) the EPA, the Dept. of Agriculture, and, uh... lessee... Yeah! The Bureau of Land Management!! That'll do it, definitely!

That's right, folks, just listen to your friendly rightwing wackjob spokesperson, they'll tell ya:

Want to end hunger? Tax Cuts!

Want to eliminate drive time traffic jams? Tax Cuts!

Want to prevent the heartbreak of psoriasis? Tax Cuts, I tell ya, TAX CUTS!

Looking for World peace? Shut down HUD.

Seeking a really great cup of coffee? De-fund USAID!

Eliminate the rust on your car? Cut the State Department budget by 80%!!

It's GUARANTEED to work!

I can't believe a guy as smart as President Obama hasn't figured all this out, yet.

ironically,
Bright

[jobycom]

1. Good job! nt

[undeterred]

2. Eliminate the CDC, the WHO, and the DHHS

and ban abortion. Give more tax cuts to the rich. That will stop this deadly virus!

[hvn_nbr_2]

16. No, no, no. *Torture* the CDC, WHO, and HHS.

That'll force them to give up their secret knowledge: that the cure for all viral and bacterial infections is tax cuts for the rich. If you're not with us, you're against us.

[TankLV]

17. I think the WHO are no longer performing professionally anyway...

somebody had to say it...

[valerief]

3. You can't do it with tax cuts alone. You need prayer, too. nt

[EFerrari]

9. And flags. Lots of flags!

[valerief]

10. LOL!!! How could I forget the GD flags!!!

:rofl:

[lostnfound]

15. Especially lapel pins. nt

[FSogol]

4. Eric Cantor is that you???? n/t

[Wickerman]

5. Tax Cuts also cure baldness, relieve the embarrassment of halitosis

and eliminate the shame of erectile dysfunction.

/GOP

[eppur_se_muova]

6. Stands to reason. nt

[nadinbrzezinski]

7. RLOL but BLM, YOU NUTS.. CDC and HHS

FAR MORE EFFECTIVE

:sarcasm:

Good one, you had me going, funny

[EFerrari]

8. The bit about USAID might be true given how often funds are funneled

from there to destabilizing democracy in Latin America. They're basically the freeway.

[backscatter712]

11. Solving pandemics with tax cuts? BRILLIANT!

[mod mom]

12. Dang, I thought it had to do w repealing Roe V Wade.

[mrbarber]

13. TygrBright, you fool.

We all know Swine Flu and all other ailments that ail us are due to one thing and one thing alone:

GAY MARRIAGE.

[jmondine]

14. Stop trolling, you... freeper!

:sarcasm: