Way To Go, Guys! Your First 100 Days!

[pepperbear]

1. Attempted to block stimulus package, refused necessary money for states on "principle", came back begging for cash when heat was on

2. Former GOP VP candidate had trailer park family meltdown, blew off actual state work to start '12 campaign

3. Elected blowhard radio personality as de facto leader and spokesperson, currently genuflecting in his presence

4. Appointed michael steele to be Master P

5. Trumpeted the claim that Obama is not a citizen

6. Created useless counter-stimulus package; no numbers, no plan

7. Lost a special election

8. Appointed WooWoo Jindhal to speak in opposition. He's remembered only for pissing off Washington state and Hawaii

9. Cut pandemic flu preparedness from stimulus bill

10. Decided that torture wasn't really torture

11. Decided that torture was torture, but it was OK because "we got the information we needed"

12. Decided torture was only torture when another country does it

13. Completely bereft of ideas and direction, resolved to rename the democratic party

14. Started astroturf tea bag movement, became dismayed upon discovering what all the snickering was about, distraught to find out world cares more about middle-aged Scottish songbird

15. Decried the very notion of diplomacy because Obama shook Chavez's hand

16. made mountain out of molehill over first lady touching the queen

17. Schooled by news anchor on who was actually president in 1930 and 1976

18. Currently holding up nominations to key posts

19. Currently holding up Minnesota senate seat

20. Lost key party member because he wasn't conservative enough to win a Republican primary challenge

on edit:

21. When in doubt, SECEDE!


I posted this yesterday but felt it could use an edit and a second look. Thanks!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=5555912&mesg_id=5555912