I FINALLY figured it out. Bill O'Reilly is a fucking coward! He's afraid to admit he is Republican

[HopeHoops]

That has to be it. He hides behind his "FOX is fair and balanced" bullshit, when it is obvious to even the casual observer that the opposite is true.

Keith isn't afraid to admit he's a liberal.
John Stewart isn't afraid.
Steven Colbert isn't afraid (although apparently the wingnuts think he's a Republican - go figure).

BillO is a COWARD - Yes, you Falafel Dude - YOU are a COWARD! Ya HEAR ME! Meet me in aisle six with a loofah, if you've got the falafels to handle it! You aren't MAN enough to admit you are a Republican. You are ASHAMED to be a Republican. Fair and balanced my hairy ass! Kiss it, you pansy!

I guess we have to wait for asshat Hannity to get waterboarded in Aruba by Geraldo before we can expect BillO to come out of the Republican closet.

That really is the issue. BillO is a coward.

End of rant.

[Eric J in MN]

1. I'm not aware of the latter people,

Keith Olbermann
Jon Stewart
Stephen Colbert

...ever declaring "I am a liberal."

I saw an interview with Keith Olbermann years ago in which he was asked if he's a liberal and he answered that he's been categorized that way.

[rcrush]

2. I could have sworn Colbert was a libertarian.

:shrug: