Apparently, all 'freeper chicks' look like this:

[Deja Q]

Don't shoot me, the lovable scamp and local messenger.

[ThomWV]

1. Only when they're sober.

[Cirque du So-What]

3. Only when *I'm* sober

When I'm drunk, the improvement is negligible.

[demwing]

5. You mean only when WE'RE sober

when we're not, they tend to look like this:

[burning rain]

10. Judging by the ones I've seen,....

the amount of alcohol needed to make a Freepistani chick look like that would surely exceed a lethal dose.

[DJ13]

2. The ones I meet usually look like this

[Deja Q]

4. I'm sure there's a surprise in there somewhere...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8775350

:9

[DJ13]

9. LOL

:thumbsup:
:rofl:

[livefreest]

14. well hello hello? who is this beaut? where can i meet her? not too shabby,if you ask me? is she?

[CoffeeCat]

6. Wow, Barbara Bush has lost weight!

I wonder what she's doing. Atkins?

[Deja Q]

7. So that's the surname of her new hubby?

:hide:

[lpbk2713]

8. Is that supposed to be Coultergeist or Katherine Harris?

I can't tell.

:shrug:

[livefreest]

11. you are hereby served with notice: the National Emeu Union (NEU) condemns this defamation in

comparing the proud Emeu birds to "Freeper chicks". The National Emeu Union(NEU:read NEW) demands that the individual identified as Deja Q presents immediate apologies. In addition, the National Emeu Union(NEU) requests that you cease and desist in your efforts to compare the ancient tribe of Emeus to "Freepers chicks" or face legal litigations.

Cordially.

[sarge43]

13. Deja Q is also on notice that there will be an hundred NEUs --

with signs -- in front of his house tomorrow morning.

This will not stand.

[stevedeshazer]

12. A peck on the cheek from that could mean a nasty infection

Yikes.