Which Republican delusion do you wish most really was true?

[ck4829]

Poll question: Which Republican delusion do you wish most really was true?

[mmonk]

1. That the Democratic party is liberal.

[blue neen]

2. That George Bush and Dick Cheney and Co. really had made the country safer

from terrorism. I believe the exact opposite is true.

[baldguy]

3. The safety of the penitentiary? I don't think so.

[ControlledDemolition]

13. That 911 actually happened on Clinton's watch! n/t

[Clintonista2]

4. Other: That the rapture will take them all off earth

[Sebastian Doyle]

5. The first two options.

But then, if we had a liberal media (and real elections) we would only have true Democrats, and nobody would care about Bill Clinton, ninjas or otherwise.

[Vogon_Glory]

6. That Man-made Global Warming Was A Liberal Myth

The right-wing delusion that I most fervently wish was true was that man-made global warming was a liberal myth, and that the current global climate would stay about where it is now in spite of the mega-tons of CO2 and other pollutants dumped into the atmosphere and oceans.

[ControlledDemolition]

14. If every Republican captured their butt-related emissions there would be no global warming. n/t

[burning rain]

7. Other -- that you just get rid of all taxes....

and it'll be Christmas every day of the year for everyone.

[wickerwoman]

8. That hell exists

and greed, envy, sloth, wrath, gluttony, lust and pride are the way to end up there.

[Marr]

9. That markets really were self-regulating and inherently responsible.

It's a ludicrous assertion, of course, but there you are.

[ControlledDemolition]

16. If Yosemite Sam says it is so, IT IS SO! Dang nabbit! n/t

[merh]

10. 1, 2 & 4

[chollybocker]

11. ACORNS are COMING !!1!!11

(Other)

[Sabriel]

12. That you can pull yourself up by your bootstraps

If you just work hard, you can get anything you want. Yee hah.

[ControlledDemolition]

15. Rush needs a little Viagra. n/t

[ControlledDemolition]

17. ... rather than boot straps!!! n/t