The Guiding Light Angel Board - Ouija board for God

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Price:
$32.95

Description:
The Guiding Light Angel Board is a message board that will
help connect you with your angels on a much higher level;
it is a beautiful and uplifting board to own. Angels and Spirit
Guides can be our messengers to many of life's difficult
questions. We are often faced with everyday obstacles; "The
Guiding Light Angel Board" can give you clear guidance
about your family, career, health, love or any other issues of
importance.

http://www.guidinglightproducts.com/buy.html

You can't make this shit up.

[Christa]

1. Power to the inventor

If believers are too dumb to think, then let them pay.

[shadowknows69]

2. Does this mean I can go back and kick the shit out of the members of my former churches

Who told me any use of a Ouija board was of....SATAN!!!

[tj2001]

3. Satan is laughing

Now he can send his minions into people's homes under false pretenses

http://www.skepticfiles.org/mys1/ouija.htm

[Canuckistanian]

4. It's the fundie equivalent of a science toy

I'm sure that years and years of research went into this one.

[Echo In Light]

6. LOL

[Solly Mack]

5. Ka-ching!

[Kansas Wyatt]

7. Jesus Fucking Christ!

These people get even more Bat Shit Loony every day.

[Christa]

8. They are highly delirious

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