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byronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-26-09 01:05 PM
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It Says It Right Here In My Bible.
42 And lo be it the law throughout the land
that freaks full of hatred for the love that others bear
so full of it that they will strive with every effort
to shame and denounce and deny all human rights to such
pointing to their poorly-translated ancient documents
and demanding that they be made the Law Of The Land;
verily, they shall be denied all the rights that they deny others.

See? Says it right there, in plain black-and-white, in my good old Bible. God said it (through me), I believe it, and that settles it. Henceforth, all opponents of gay marriage are now living in filthy sin, and will burn in Byronical Hell For Eternity.

Which isn’t so bad, really. For an in-depth description of Byronical Hell, see the Book in my Bible subtitled: “Warm Water And Snuggly Clean Sheets.”

Still. Livin’ in sin. Exciting for a lot of those stiff old boards — perhaps they’ll convert to The Way, in The End.

And now, Proposition 9: All Propostion 8-Supporter Marriages Are Hereby Declared, Invalid, Illegal And Immoral.

Put it to a vote, I say.

And to all those who supported Prop 8 in an attempt to stuff down and punish their own latent homosexuality (80%?), I urge them to read Book 15 of my Bible, subtitled: “Don’t Dream It, Be It”.
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Mnemosyne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-26-09 01:41 PM
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1. Good one!
:rofl:
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rbixby Donating Member (716 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-26-09 02:08 PM
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2. What book is that quote from? I'd like to use it, but I need a reference
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byronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-26-09 02:12 PM
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3. I made it all up. Like they did.
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Kalyke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-26-09 02:16 PM
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4. Except for the "Don't Dream it, Be It" part.
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byronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-26-09 03:13 PM
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5. Ahhh. Tim Curry's best role EVER.
Correction accepted.
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Chulanowa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-26-09 06:35 PM
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7. WHAT?!?!
Have you no respect for the magnificence of that CGI rendered pipe organ in the direct-to-video sequal for Disney's "Beauty and the Beast"?!

...Me neither. But I think Darkness in Legend was a better role than Dr. Frank N. Furter
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byronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-26-09 06:49 PM
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8. Hotly Debatable. In terms of cultural significance -- you must acknowledge the Doctor.
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Wednesdays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-26-09 06:10 PM
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6. K&R
:kick:
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