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BR_Parkway (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 04:11 PM Original message |
How to handle the Mormons at your door - should work on Jehovah's |
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Cleita (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 04:14 PM Response to Original message |
1. We have dogs. It works better. They know better than to open the gate. n/t |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 04:41 PM Response to Reply #1 |
10. 77 lb border collie works QUITE well. |
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Cleita (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 05:09 PM Response to Reply #10 |
19. Lab and Russell terrier mix here. Neighbor has a pit bull, a really sweet dog, |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 05:12 PM Response to Reply #19 |
20. Ours wouldn't attack anyone offensively, but GOD help them if they tried to hurt the kids! |
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mtnester (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 04:15 PM Response to Original message |
2. Mine is easy for Mormons |
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grantcart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 04:44 PM Response to Reply #2 |
12. Mine is easier. I take your ancestors and raise it. |
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mtnester (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 07:40 PM Response to Reply #12 |
26. Sigh, at least they eventually returned most of the children that survived |
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WI_DEM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 04:15 PM Response to Original message |
3. I politely tell them I have my own beliefs and wish them a good day and shut the door |
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SPedigrees (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 04:36 PM Response to Reply #3 |
8. That's what I used to do. |
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NMMNG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 07:12 PM Response to Reply #8 |
24. Same here |
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tularetom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 04:21 PM Response to Original message |
4. Heh heh that's pretty cool |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 04:25 PM Response to Original message |
5. What do you get when you cross a Unitarian Universalist with a Jehovah's Witness? |
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VOX (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 04:40 PM Response to Reply #5 |
9. HAH!!! Thanks, KamaAina, for the good laugh! n/t |
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Stevenmarc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 04:28 PM Response to Original message |
6. I invite them in to watch some gay porn |
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Warpy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 04:29 PM Response to Original message |
7. Hire a night nurse to sleep on your couch on weekends |
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izquierdista (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 04:44 PM Response to Original message |
11. You can't have a thread on this topic |
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grantcart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 04:51 PM Response to Original message |
13. Easiest way to stump a Jehovah Witness |
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HarryTrumanDem (51 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 04:52 PM Response to Original message |
14. Ah you invite the lads |
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Agent William (628 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 04:55 PM Response to Original message |
15. I just yell, "go away, I'm masturbating" As loud as I can |
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jwirr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 04:56 PM Response to Original message |
16. They used to hit our Native American village regularly. I offered to |
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Cirque du So-What (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 04:58 PM Response to Original message |
17. I don't recommend my method to anyone! |
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DaveinJapan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 05:08 PM Response to Original message |
18. Here are a few more methods |
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SidneyCarton (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 05:16 PM Response to Original message |
21. Or, you could just say you're not interested... |
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Steely_Dan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 05:21 PM Response to Original message |
22. This is what I usually do... |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 07:05 PM Response to Original message |
23. I have a Nepalese Buddhist decorated goat skull. Maybe I should |
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cagesoulman (648 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 07:20 PM Response to Original message |
25. I'm not handling any fucking Mormons |
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LAGC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 08:02 PM Response to Original message |
27. Ask them about the "golden plates" |
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