An Idea for a Soap

[salinen]

O.K. ready? O.K. so there's this town (how about Fairview) where almost everybody's good and moral, except for a few who are really corrupt and foul but think of themselves as super moral. Those few happen to be in high positions. One of these foul guys is caught in diapers while a prostitute screams at him that he must never poop in them ever again. Another of these corrupt dudes flys to foreign countries to boink his mistress and sends her jr. high type love letters. Still another makes his senior citizen parents pay his mistresses family off so they'd stay quiet. And this other guy hangs around airport bathroom stalls, hoping for a ***job. Or, how about this guy who tries to solicit his underage pages?

O fucking never mind, nobody would ever believe this crap.

[Curtland1015]

1. I'm tired of all these anologies trashing the rec/unrec feature!!!

...wait, that's not what this is about, is it?

:shrug:

[lunatica]

2. LOL! It's just too ludicrous to be believable!

[slackmaster]

3. Kicked and Unrec'd as scatological

:hi:

[LeftishBrit]

4. Sounds like real trash, and utterly unbelievable at that!

To make it even more trashy and unbelievable, perhaps it could start a few years back with all those worthy citizens have tried to have the Mayor of Fairview run out of town for having a blowjob?

[MADem]

5. As the Hill turns!! General....Legislature? The Elected and the Horny?

It would be a great show!

[Sal Minella]

6. ?...The Jung and Arrested ... ?

[salinen]

7. I'm glad you didn't say

The hung and arrested.

[Sal Minella]

9. WOULD have said that, if I'd thought of it....

[pepperbear]

8. hey, and don't forget the mayor, the Hon. Phoebe Cutsworth, who had to resign

in the midst of scandal and gossip about her wardrobe and personal fortune, only to discover that she really resigned because she could make more money hosting a talk show.

[DCKit]

10. If you make soap out of Republicans, nobody will ever feel clean again. n/t