Ugh... Caption This !!!

[WillyT]

:puke:

[jaxx]

1. I have no lips and no chin but I can make noise.

[graywarrior]

2. D'oh!

Goin' to the zoo, yup yup yup.

[billyoc]

3. "They really think he's going to kill old people!"

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

4. I want to whip out photoshop and draw some fangs... maybe some blood...

Who's that guy anyway?

[Fleet]

18. That would be "Addi" Addison Mitchell "Mitch" Bubblegum Tate McConnell, Jr.

The Republican Senator from Kentucky with too many names.

[Cyrano]

5. McConnell reacts to Newt eating a live baby

[blogslut]

6. I vant to drink your blood!

Who knew chinless Mitch had such sharp eyeteeth?

[WillyT]

7. Good Thing He Has Government Run Dental Coverage, Eh ???

:evilgrin:

:hi:

[blogslut]

13. Must be nice

I have never been able to afford dental coverage. I'm self employed and while I would rather have single-payer care, I would at least like to see dental coverage be part of the public option. I still might not be able to afford it but it is shameful that dental coverage is considered to be luxury insurance.

[Cirque du So-What]

8. Doughy guys! Duh...duh...doughy guys!

Yes, from 1931 until 1959, doughiness was a symbol of success! Proof positive that a man could order 16-ounce porterhouse steaks and three martinis! Tipsy and pink, doughy guys roamed the land freely!

The major politicians of that era were ALL doughy guys! Their weight and moistness were felt every where they went! The most powerful man of that era was the ultimate doughy guy: J. Edgar Hoover...who was not afraid to be a doughy gal!

During that era, doughy men covered the continent! Statistics proved there was more humidity at the time. Thousand Island dressing was sold by barrelful - pork sausage by the metric ton! Why, we owe our very existence to the fact that our mothers were actually willing to make love to the doughy guys (although I don't believe My Bitch Mitch plays for that team)!

[asdjrocky]

9. What a great post!

Still grinning, thanks.

[Cirque du So-What]

12. You're welcome

but credit belongs to the geniuses behind Myster Science Theater 3000. My embellishments were minor in comparison.

[asdjrocky]

10. "18,000 a year dead because of no insurance? Now that's funny!"

[Kali]

11. caption? duuuuuuuuuurrrrrr, but it really needs a little "shopping"

[Fleet]

14. "I had polio."

[madokie]

15. Amazing that he could look anything different than what he normally looks like

which is that deer in the headlights with a boot stuck up his arseholey look he usually has.

[Sheepshank]

16. Who need Poligrip?

I can wrap my lips so tight around these suckers ..........

[Matt_in_STL]

17. "Tell me about the rabbits, George."

[cynatnite]

19. reminds me of this guy...

[SalmonChantedEvening]

20. "Killer Klowns VII: Making A Killing In D.C." n/t