Town Hall Organizers Put Out National Casting Call for Angry Assholes

[Contrary1]

Mindless Yellers Sought

"Encouraged by their ability to disrupt a week's worth of town hall meetings on health care, Republican organizers have secured the services of a Hollywood casting director to conduct a nationwide talent search for angry assholes.

Carol Foyler, who has stocked numerous Hollywood films with angry mobs for crowd scenes, says that she is looking for people who are "willing to shout and scream and get red in the face with no provocation."

Saying that her current assignment was a "challenging" one, Ms. Foyler said finding "angry, out-of-control assholes" is harder than it looks: "You really have to tip your hat to Fox for finding Glenn Beck."

One possible source of assholes, Republican organizers said, is the burgeoning movement of so-called "Birthers," who today openly questioned the existence of President Barack Obama..."

http://www.borowitzreport.com/

[gratuitous]

1. Mr. Boudelang, your agent on line 1

Bob Boudelang, please pick up line 1.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

3. I'm not astroturd so stop saying that!

[Bobbie Jo]

2. Take my ex-husband, please.

This part was made for him. :think:

[tularetom]

4. Can I get a finders fee from them?

'Cause I could get them 20 angry assholes without any effort at all. And if they can wait until the holidays I can find them plenty of angry assholes among my relatives who will be dropping by for dinner.