Conservatives Give Their Top 10 Reasons For...

[EarlG]

...not donating to Democratic Underground.

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[redqueen]

1. LOL!

Love the one with Huckabee... :rofl:

[Hawkeye-X]

2. Thanks for the morning laugh.

And yes, I already donated (I'm a monthly donor now!)

[blondeatlast]

3. Re: pic #3--or spell-check, either. That reminds me, it's time to renew my subscrip!

Consider it done.

[evilkumquat]

4. Actually, It's Probably Correct

Since most Conservatives don't want people to exercise their "pubic" rights, either.

At least, they don't want the REST of us to.

[blondeatlast]

10. LOL! You may just be right!

:rofl:

[Soylent Brice]

5. HA!

:kick:

[NJmaverick]

6. LOL Not another cent until we see Skinners birth certificate

[Skinner]

16. Here you go.

[NJmaverick]

21. That's good enough for me!

:rofl:

[Wednesdays]

7. Heh!

A kick and a rec, and a rec for a DUzy! :rofl:

[DevonRex]

8. Heh heh. But in all seriousness...

I will donate once my account is straightened out. A site was hacked and my credit card was charged fraudulently. So I had to cancel my bank card. Hopefully it'll be resolved soon.

[SecularMotion]

9. They all nail it!

I can't pick the best one. Great job!

:rofl:

[Call Me Wesley]

11. Heh!

:thumbsup:

[CatWoman]

12. LOLOLOL!!

MY ASS JUST EXPLODED!!

:rofl:

[DFW]

13. That was great, but I'm afraid you're too late

But not a dollar short. I already donated!

[johnnie]

14. "So here's a dollar"

LOL

[wreckedparty]

15. PRICELESS!

[Scurrilous]

17. LOL

:thumbsup:

[Hubert Flottz]

18. I donated and the thingy wouldn't let me post my sticky!

I think it was rigged! I wanted to say: Them Blue Dogs Won't Hunt...except on election day

[lpbk2713]

19. Coultergeist ...

"Only if I can work a DUer over with my Louisville Slugger first."

[comtec]

50. LOL OMFG A DANCING SKELETON!

now im scared
They rally DO have the UNDEAD on their side!
YIKES!

[me b zola]

20. "So here's a dollar"

:rofl:

[BlancheSplanchnik]

22. oh MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!

you guys are goooooooooooooood!

:loveya:

[alsame]

23. ROFL!!!

[Spazito]

24. Geez, now you went and did it....

After this OP I am just gonna have to break down and donate, damn you guys are GOOD!

:rofl:

[rug]

25. Apropos #10,

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8989011

[barbtries]

26. you gave me some idiots

and a good laugh too! thank you earl g

[road2000]

27. But did you have to get lewd?

Mrs. Sanford is wearing SHORTS. And BARE ARMS. I want to see a show of hands in complaint for her violation of the Christian Uxorious Natty Togs regulations.

[Arugula Latte]

30. Wanton hussy! Painted lady! Evil strumpet!

What will we tell the chiiiiiildren? :o

[PSzymeczek]

44. OMFG!! did you see

the crap Michelle Obama got for wearing shorts on - GASP - vacation?

[Skinner]

28. kick (nt)

[Zomby Woof]

29. HAHAHA!

All of them are great, but the Glenn Beck one tops this list. :rofl:

[Overseas]

31. Done and kicking. //nt

[lonestarnot]

32. Funny folks for our donating pleasure. Thanks for sharing.

:hi:

[DU GrovelBot]

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[fascisthunter]

34. lol

[montanto]

35. No Pubic option?

ok, I guess.

[Mrs. Overall]

36. Love it!!!!!!

[rasputin1952]

37. What the hell does Limbaugh have on his thumb...

is that the sphincter from his asshole?

K&R...:kick:

[Politicub]

38. ROFL!!! Awesome!! :)

:rofl:

And now I'm donating. See what you made me do?!



:spank:

[Skinner]

39. kick (nt)

[malaise]

40. Too good

Kick

[SIMPLYB1980]

41. LOL!

[madmax]

42. Fabulous, laughed my ass off. n/t

[PSzymeczek]

43. I'll donate what I can, when I can.

Times are not good here.

[jhain]

45. Sanford didn't throw any tootsie rolls.

Look at those kids with the empty grocery bags- they were expecting a windfall. Bummer.
They were probably his only hope of a political future, too.

[slay]

46. #3 and #4 are ROFL classic!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[babylonsister]

47. Rec'd--hysterical! nt

[deep1]

48. LMBAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Especially that last one! Why does that pic of Sarah Palin look photoshopped? Her big head doesn't match the body.

[jimshoes]

51. I don't think so

All that ego has to go somewhere.

[hmorehead]

49. The warning from Glen Beck alone

is worth something, I'll pony up tommorrow.

[HopeHoops]

52. I'm waiting to punch out Beck - I want to have the actual punch.

It was a tough call - Palin and Hannity were tempting. I'm saving Rush as a backup punch.

[Skinner]

53. kick (nt)

[kleec]

54. When

did Joe (not plumber) actually remove his head from the toilet?????? Great presentation and I loved the Beck picture and caption. Really funny.

:kick:

[AllyCat]

55. Hahaha! Thanks for making me laugh! Come on y'all...donate!

It's free and easy. Okay, it's not free, but the second part is still true.