Where was Tom Delay born?

[onehandle]

Poll question: Where was Tom Delay born?

[graywarrior]

1. He was spawned from the loins of Satan

[Sebastian Doyle]

16. Aw come on, that's going way too far.

What did Satan ever do to deserve that? :evilfrown:

[graywarrior]

17. Should I apologize?

:dilemma:

[NightWatcher]

2. I'm going with Barney Frank's answer

on what planet do you spend your time

dining room table


....and whatnot

[rurallib]

3. roach motel

[mitchum]

4. A gas station urinal in East Cousinfucker, Texas

[Parker CA]

5. In a Whiskey barrel buried in the sand. nt.

[Canuckistanian]

6. He's a maggot

Who will never develop into a fly. In fact, he makes other maggots gag.

[blogslut]

7. He was laid by a buzzard

And hatched by the sun.

[madokie]

8. I think he was an asshole baby

seriously :-)

[Atticus]

9. As I understand it, a buzzard, having recently feasted on sun-ripened skunk,

puked into an open cesspool in central Texas. After five days of three-digit temps, Ol' Tom surfaced and crawled out.

[no_hypocrisy]

10. Under some rock I suppose.

[marmar]

11. In a moat around some medieval castle.....

[Champion Jack]

12. He was found half buried in a big pile of steaming shit

They should have left him there.

[gleaner]

13. I chose hatch from ..

his insect egg, although my heart is with an option which would have said, "Had his rock rolled over to find him writhing grub like in the light of day."

I tend to think of Delay as a grub which never metamorphosed into the insect he was hatched to become. He is still in his larval state, and twice as ugly as most grubs I have ever seen.:evilgrin:

[Lone_Star_Dem]

14. Well now, that's a funny story... He was born in Laredo, Texas or so he claims...

However, some say on the very night of his birth, a woman was spotted sneaking across the border from Nuevo Laredo, Mexico with a rather odd looking newborn in her arms bearing a freakish helmet like hairstyle, and some still swear to this day the cries coming out of that babies mouth sounded like it kept saying repeatedly, "obstructionist Democrats!"

To my knowledge Tom Delay has never actually made his birth certificate public. Coincidence?

[lpbk2713]

15. Orkin's R&D Lab.

He worked his way up through the ranks and then earned his freedom.


True story. You read it on the internets.



:eyes:

[boobooday]

18. he oozed out of a pod

Sent from the planet Jerkus Assholio?

[ezgoingrl]

19. The land of never ending hairspray.

That's where!

[Turbineguy]

20. He sprang forth

out of the middle of a .....

No, this is a family website.

[slampoet]

21. Um ......... In the Butt?

With all apologies to the Newlywed Game.

[Hubert Flottz]

22. Roach Motel?

So ugly his mother fed him with a slingshot!

[Solly Mack]

23. I found an actual photo of Delay being born

[Crooked Moon]

24. kenya

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