One for the Lipper . . . Please come CAPTION Head Wreck!!!

[skip fox]

Fed Dreck is saying: "See, America, I care. I can cry. Bet you never saw anyone on MSNBC cry! Or on ANY of the other networks. . . . That's cause they don't care! . . . But I care. . . . I cry. . . . Geez, just thinking about how much I care . . . I think I feel a drizzle comin' on."

[L0oniX]

1. "must eat brain"

[no_hypocrisy]

2. Try not to laugh at me. Try.

Take a good look at the person the rightwing has annointed and chosen as THEIR leader, the man who speaks for them.

[dalaigh lllama]

3. "I bet I can turn my eyelids inside out!"

[peace frog]

4. Tears of a KKKlown

a sodden-faced, idiotic, unfunny KKKlown.

[peekaloo]

5. Ralphie from 'A Christmas Story' proves he did not shoot out his eyes

with that damn gun.

[alfredo]

6. OK, this is my impression of Droopy Dog

[MiniMe]

7. Funny screen crawl there about the source of opium

Maybe opium makes you cry

[Historic NY]

8. I wish they would take the onions off the set.

[Whisp]

9. this Beck guy... he used to be on CNN a while back...

on CNN Headline news I believe...I wonder if he got the boot or what and why.

couldn't stand him there but now it seems like he's gone totally beserk in competition with Limbaugh.

these guys remind me of that tv personality in V for Vendetta - the spittle throwing guy that ends up with a rose.

[WCGreen]

10. Stop that Glenny, or you'll go blind...

[skip fox]

11. Taking a hint from WCGreen . . . Fed Dreck is saying:

"And my mom told me: 'Stop that or you'll go blind.' She'd say it over and over, several times a day. . . . 'Stop that, or you'll go blind.' . . . Over and over . . . But guess what, Ma, I can still see!!!!"

[skip fox]

12. "And I'm numbers 1-14 on the President's enemies list."

:)

[Kadie]

13. It's all fun and games until someone gets poked in the eye.

Or in beck's case, until he pokes himself in the eye.

:shrug: