I just realized the benefits of a DU-Education:

[PCIntern]

I was just at the dedication of a magnificent new high school in my Community - I'll spare you the details of why I was there. After the speeches, they had a ribbon-cutting and the big asshole whom I had never seen before, standing next to me, sneered: "We'll be paying higher taxes for this place for the next 20 years." To which I instantly replied, "I'd rather pay for this than pay for blowing up already nearly pulverized rocks in Afghanistan."

He just grunted...

I smiled smugly to myself...

[Democrats_win]

1. He would have given you another piece of his mind, but the grunt was all that was left?

[PCIntern]

10. that was it...

as Clint Eastwood once said: A man's gotta know his limitations. Or words to that effect.

[Fumesucker]

2. Owww.. You know that one left a mark..

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[Gabi Hayes]

3. you should have said, "I pay my taxes to ensure that, in the future, there won't be nearly

as many uneducated jackasses like you freely moving about."

[PCIntern]

11. No sense starting a fistfight at a high school...

but that, and other lines, would be quite tempting.

[spanone]

4. good work !

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[sam sarrha]

5. cheaper to educate than imprison, with no Diploma the best job is selling drugs, an thieving...

[lpbk2713]

6. Money spent on education usually bears a return on the investment.

The money BushCo blew on alleged "emergency no-bid contracts" and eventually ended up in their
own corrupt pockets is what our grandkids will be paying off when they are wage earners.

[thunder rising]

7. Now to get magnificent teachers in the classroom

The building is only an opportunity. The teachers make it magic.

[eppur_se_muova]

8. "You can pay for a school now, or a prison ten years from now. Your choice."

That's as near a quote as I can make it -- wish I could find the original. I seem to recall it was someone from Mark Twain's hometown of Hannibal, MO, although I don't believe it was MT who told the story.

[geckosfeet]

12. Samuel Langhorne Clemens (November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910) better known by the

pen name Mark Twain, was born in Florida Missouri.
Mark Twain

[Gregorian]

9. Cue the Pomp and Circumstance.

You have graduated!

Yeah, it's a rather indispensable tool. I won't admit to how much DU has contributed to my "socialization". What a great phenomenon.

[JohnnyLib2]

13. Guess he didn't have a gun, thankfully.

Bravo! :thumbsup:

[gleaner]

14. Good one!

You could also have told him to consider it an investment in the future where better educated people can find jobs, learn how to socialize and improve their communities.

I wonder if you would have gotten a second grunt, or if one was his limit?