If you were to ask a Tea Party member ONE THING

[XemaSab]

what would you ask?

Please be thoughtful with your responses. I have a date with a teabagger! :D

[HopeHoops]

1. Have your gonads always been shriveled and useless?

Male or female. Just curious: if you know it is a teabagger, WHY THE FUCK would you agree to a date?

[NightWatcher]

2. can I substitute onion rings for the french fries with my combo

[Bobbie Jo]

6. LOL

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[cynatnite]

3. Do you know what teabagging REALLY is? n/t

[Ruby the Liberal]

4. Why do you oppose health care coverage for all Americans?

And for you, WHY are you dating a teabagger? I would rather beat my head into a wall.

[BeatleBoot]

5. If you're against a woman's right to choose

and call yourself a Christian....

How can you be for executing people?

[Bobbie Jo]

7. How about....Where have you been the last 8 years?

:shrug:

While * was wiping his behind with the Constitution?

[asdjrocky]

8. Define socialism.

It's that simple.

[waiting for hope]

38. Or the ask them "What exactly has Obama done

that is socialist?" And to make it easier, just ask for one thing. :evilgrin:

[Hawkeye-X]

9. Ask them if Ronald Reagan would pass the teabaggers' purity test

(Hint: No)

Hawkeye-X

[NYC_SKP]

10. "Have you ever gotten your "man bag" caught in subway doors?" And...

"No? Well would you like to?"

:P

[XemaSab]

11. It's a woman

:P

[NYC_SKP]

13. Oh. Shit. OK...

Any question that starts out with, "Tell me, When you're out teabaggin'..."

At least one of you is gonna be laughing!

:P

[XemaSab]

26. .

:P

[951-Riverside]

12. 1. What did you put in my drink?

2. What did you put on that rag you're carrying?
3. Where am I?
4. Hello?

...Remember Tea Baggers are very lonely critters. :D

[Bitwit1234]

14. Who thought of calling

yourselves Tea Bags instead of KKK's.

[proud2BlibKansan]

15. Is there a punchline?

You have a date with a teabagger?!

[rucky]

16. What rights have you lost since Obama took office?

[Lone_Star_Dem]

23. I've actually asked that one! Or really close to it.

Last month I had the chance and I asked a person who was ranting about tea parties what rights Obama had taken away from Americans then since he'd been in office. He said he couldn't afford to buy ammunition now because it had skyrocketed in price due to Obama being president. I told him if the prices had went up it was because it was being manipulated by people taking advantage of uninformed consumers. He told me I was a "fu**ing liberal idiot.

The man was batshit crazy.

[walldude]

33. LOL... they are funny if nothing else...

This is why I don't talk to them. There's no point. You can't debate a lie.

[TCJ70]

17. Why do you hate Americans? n/t

[Onceuponalife]

18. "What part of 'option' do you not understand?"

"Isn't that anti-freedom?"

[Subdivisions]

19. Ask them to recite the Preamble to the Constitution. But stand back...you might

get a little sludge on you when their head explodes.

[Skittles]

20. this one

Why didn't you care about the Constitution when bush used it to wipe his ass for eight fucking years?

[rurallib]

21. have you read ANY history or political thought?

Or do you get all your information from FUX, Limpy, Sarah etc?

[RoadRage]

22. What was the last opinion you ever formed independently?

You know, without Rush, Hannity, Glenn, Sarah or everyone on Fox news telling you what your opinion was?

Or, if you want to take a more gentle approach (like, if he's a hot tea bagger), then ask him what parts of the Republican / Conservative Party platform he disagrees with? Find some middle ground!

Good luck and report back!

[Bjorn Against]

24. If you are against big government....

does that also mean you opposed the creation of the Department of Homeland Security, believe the military budget should be slashed, believe Bush's warrantless wiretapping program was too intrusive, oppose all faith-based initiative programs, believe the Patriot Act should be repealed, believe that the government should not be able to torture any human being, support a strong separation of church and state, oppose our government meddling in the affairs of Iraq and Afghanistan, believe that the government should have no business preventing consenting adults from marrying, believe that women should not be prevented by our government from having an abortion, and you believe the Republican Party was wrong when they used the government to interfere with a patient's medical care in the Terry Schiavo case?

Make sure to ask it all in one giant question like this and then watch their heads explode when they all of a sudden realize that they have a large number of big government programs they have to defend.

[Atticus]

25. "So, have the antibiotics cured Sarah's clap?" nt

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

27. "Why don't you just admit you're a Republican already?"

Then I'd call them a fair weather fan.

[AllentownJake]

28. Define socialism nt

[Union Yes]

29. How can Pro-War mesh with fiscal conservativism?

"Defense" spending ranked the #1 largest sector of ALL govt spending from 1982-2008. Surpassed only by bank bailouts this year.

80% of our $12+ Trillion national debt is due to "defense" spending.

[Union Yes]

30. Shouldn't government inside the womb be considered intrusive government? nt

[havocmom]

31. Best question

:thumbsup:

[varelse]

32. Which of the principles of the Tea Party movement do you think have the broadest appeal

to all citizens, regardless of partisanship?

[XemaSab]

37. Interesting question

:)

[varelse]

39. Thanks

Should you happen to ask that, and get an answer, would you share it here?

[XemaSab]

40. Certainly

:D

[whatchamacallit]

34. Did you take your meds? (nt)

[hfojvt]

35. this question

How did you get such an awesome date?

[Terra Alta]

36. I would never go on a date with one in the first place.

Besides, I'm a lesbian, so the teabaggers would have nothing to do with me.