Cheney in hospital with chest pains.

[monmouth]

Just tuned into Morning Joe and this was mentioned. Supposedly resting "comfortably". Was suffering from chest pains and went to hospital during the night.

[hobbit709]

1. His problem is the same as what the Grinch's problem was.

[jmowreader]

2. That's not possible and you know it.

The Grinch's heart was two sizes too small. Dick Cheney's is nonexistent.

[hobbit709]

7. He's got one, but it takes an electron microscope to see it.

Even by repuke standards it's tiny.

[asjr]

3. I understand he is being upstaged by Bob Dole.

[daleanime]

4. Couldn't be heart problems....

it's never been proven that he has one

[SpiralHawk]

5. "I am like sooo sorry for everything." - xVP Dickie 'Five Military Deferments' Cheney (R)

"If I pretend I'm sorry now for the lies and the torture and the war profiteering I get a free pass to heaven because I'm a republicon, right? Sneer."

- xVP Dickie 'Five Military Deferments' Cheney (R)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zvCLjsWq_UU/SQGpsqD2FtI/AAAAAAAAAek/RuNJ7WpKBQE/s400/cheney.+sneer.jpg

[malaise]

6. He's been in hospital since yesterday

News broke between 6.00 and 7.00pm last night.

[napi21]

8. It was reported yesterday. They said he had an angeogram

and was resting peacefully. There woul be some additional treatments today. We'll see what the prognosis is. If he's having chest pains, it sounds to me there''s more wrong than what his pacemaker can take care of. He had his bypass surgery qyute a few years ago and I'm told they only last so many years and have to be done again. With his history, and age 69, I question if he could undergo a radical surgery like that again.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

9. about the grass . . . .

Grass? What the fa. . . .?

Seriously. About the grass.

It is not a question of if Cheney will die, but when. As time passes, and his corpse is eventually placed in some super overpriced crypt, people will notice that the grass surrounding his final resting place consistently refuses to grow. The debate will be this: Is the inherent evil that permeated every cell of that bastard be the cause of the grass death, or is it that a constant stream of visitors, wishing to confirm that he really is dead, are simply pissing around the grave, in an effort to express their true feelings?

[Saturday]

10. Don't worry, he's got good health insurance. nt

[Gecko6400]

16. Probably the same

as President Clinton!

[geckosfeet]

11. Have a nice stay on the taxpayers dime. Dick.

[Crunchy Frog]

12. How very sad

for the hospital staff.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

13. that's very thoughtful

We do need to consider whether any parts are left, and like the liquid metal Terminator, able to assume any shape.

[w8liftinglady]

19. as a nurse-I thought about that-I bet he's a king szed pain in the ass

Imagine looking at this for 12 hours

[olegramps]

14. Liz could give him part of her heart, but she doesn't have one either.

[olegramps]

15. It's a shame that millions of Americans can't get the care this bastard will get for free.

[Gecko6400]

17. Yes! And same could be said about Pres. Clinton

[Blue Owl]

18. No heart in that war chest

Just evil black toxic oily tar-like goop.