Tiger Woods Hires Ari Fleischer to Reform His Image---

[msanthrope]

Tells me all I need to know about Tiger....

"Tiger Woods has reportedly hired former Bush adviser Ari Fleischer to help reform his image following recent scandals.

According to the New York Post, Fleischer, who was press secretary under President George W. Bush, will work with Woods to help strategize his return to golf, most likely at the Arnold Palmer invitational at Bay Hill in Orlando on March 25.

Once source told the Post that Woods and Fleischer "were in his living room this week going over a strategy for how to handle Bay Hill in two weeks."

Fleischer was also hired by slugger Mark McGwire following revelations that he had used steroids during his record-setting baseball career."

http://tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/03/tiger-woods-hires-former-bush-advisor-ari-flesicher.php?ref=fpblg

[autorank]

1. rofl - So he want's to look like a war criminal;)

k*r

[onehandle]

5. That's along my first thought. Ari is going to get Tiger to bomb Iraq?

I didn't even know Tiger had an Air Force.

[msanthrope]

11. Bush and Tiger fucked lots of people--both with Ari's help, apparently. n/t

[autorank]

26. Ari's their back door man. n/t

[autorank]

25. Tiger's air force is interdicting that world sex trade Bush talked about

If Bill Brasky could fly, he'd be no match for Tiger's air force.

[no_hypocrisy]

2. "Good Grief, Charlie Brown . . . . . "

[librechik]

3. why does this not surprise me?

birds of a feather...

[tridim]

4. Tiger should hire Frank Luntz too.

It makes as much sense as hiring Ari freaking Fleischer.

[Jennicut]

6. Good luck with that one Tiger...Ari Fleischer couldn't make anyone look good.

[Turbineguy]

7. This is from

the Onion, right?

[rurallib]

8. bout drove the car off the road when I heard this.

Tells me Tiger wants to keep on screwing around.
Hiring Ari Fleisher is certainly not an act of contrition.

[Arkana]

9. Yeah, Tiger--a little tip for ya.

Don't hire the "Hatchet" if you want people to LIKE you.

[Canuckistanian]

10. He's degraded his image right there

I would boycott anyone who would hire Ari Fleischer for anything.

And that includes our own Prime Minister:

PMO hires former White House spokesmen to plug Canada
http://www.canada.com/news/hires+former+White+House+spokesmen+plug+Canada/1500064/story.html

[AndreaCG]

12. Scum seeks scum

I hated Tiger ever since he was a scab during the SAG strike. Hanging around with Bushites comes as no surprise.

[DefenseLawyer]

13. Hmmmmm... people think I'm a dickhead

who could I possibly hire that can relate to that... bingo!

[Cyrano]

14. Hey, Tiger. Given your situation, why would you hire a Washington whore?

[arcadian]

15. The PR guy for the worst President in the history of our nation?

Seriously? :wtf: dumbass

Fuck you Tiger.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

16. Dana Perino had a preemptive restraining order against Tiger.

McClellan made a fort out of his unsold books in his mom's basement and nobody's heard from him since.

[monmouth]

17. Tiger's "poor decisions" continues. Ari????? Really????...n/t

[DrDan]

18. if he wants to fix his image, the LAST thing he needs is a bush-era repub

[DefenseLawyer]

24. "Tiger's an empire now, and when he acts, he creates his own reality."

"And while you're studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—he'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. He's history's actor…and you, all of you, will be left to just study what he does."

[Swamp Rat]

19. HAHAHAHA!!!!

:D

[EFerrari]

20. We need to start a "Save Tiger Woods --- from Himself" campaign.

lol

[kjackson227]

21. YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! Those putter hits to the head...

really messed him up.

[Solomon]

22. Actually according to the story I read it was the sports agency that

is connected with Tiger, IMF or something like that that hired Fleischer. I didn't get the impression that Tiger himself went out to hire the man. But I understand that Tiger is now dog food so flail away. LOL

[upi402]

23. he really IS sick

go away now tiger

[SoCalDem]

27. Amen!.. He must have the world's worst "advisors"

Ari F'ing Fleischer????? really?

:puke:

[democracy1st]

29. reminds me of Obama

[Grand Taurean]

28. Seeking the advice of a war criminal's spokespuppet Tiger?

Tiger Woods is really trash. Elin would do herself well to take this bum to the cleaners.