••• News flash! Italian arrested on suspicion of being Hispanic! •••

[breadandwine]

Police officer's transcript:

All right buddy. Where ya from? Spain is it. But you're really from ITALY??? Came from Italy BY WAY OF Spain????? You expect me to believe that bullsh*t? "I'm really from France!" I get that from Mexicans twenty times a day. If you're really from Italy and not Spain, how come your first name is Chris instead of Guido? I ain't never met no Italians named Chris. You know, you Hispanics are all alike. All this bullsh*t about being American citizens. If you're really American, where's your birth certificate? Uh huh. Left it at home. I hear THAT twenty times a day too. What are you, some kind o' F*CKIN' Dominican? Listen Mr. um, Columbus is it? I don't care if you discovered F*CKIN' Pluto. Without proper documentation you're illegal. If you're really Italian, how come your last name doesn't end in A, E, I, O or U? You came by water? Only goes to show you're a wetback. Listen Columbus, you F*CKIN' Puerto Rican, get in the police van. Time to round up all minorities and take away their voting rights. I'm shipping you back - and every last one o' the people who came over after you. In THIS country, suspicion IS the law.

[virgogal]

1. Puerto Ricans are all legal.

[breadandwine]

3. Dang! Here in Looziana we let the SHERIFF decide what's legal, buddy.

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[underseasurveyor]

2. We-Are-From-France

[breadandwine]

4. There ya go. Picture worth 1000 words. Proof we need ta round up them illegal aliens.

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[old mark]

5. Just ask Stephen Hawking about that.....nt

[breadandwine]

6. He's talking about EXTRA illegal aliens.

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