Lisa at AllHatNoCattle is BAD: Her fashion tip to Pickles

[wakeme2008]

My Tip to Bush,,, when paying $5,000-$10,000 for a suit Make sure the pants fit :rofl:

[hippiechick]

1. LMAO!!!

:rofl: :applause:

OH MY GODDESS!!

[malta blue]

2. damn that is good

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[dancingme]

3. she looks like a Carol Burnett skit

remember when Carol Burnett would dress up as an old lady with saggy t**s!

[CrazyOrangeCat]

10. you're right!

:spray:

[tsuki]

4. I will never drink coffee again before I click one of your posts.

You left me with an awful clean up.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[SharonRB]

5. That's hysterical

I'll never look at that picture the same way again. Better yet -- I'll never look at that picture again!

[underpants]

6. W looked like a kid in a new suit for the first time

KO noted that they had a practice dinner so W knew what to do-as much as he and Dana Milbank laughed about I really think that story was amazingly more spin to convey a downhome image of W. We know how/where he grew up I find it hard to believe that he wasn't taught what to do at such an affair.

[Beaverhausen]

7. Oh my god!!!

:rofl:

[SoCalDem]

8. When junior was governor, her designer had some fun with this dress

The Pussycat Inaugural ball gown

[sandnsea]

9. Who designed the dress?

That is actually the designer's fault. If those decoratives wouldn't have been near the waist, the eyes would have lifted up to her shoulders and face, and flattered her the way it should have.

[KoKo]

20. Oscar de la Renta...and he's the one who designed the Red Dress that two other women wore

for the Kennedy Center Gala. He should be fired. Designing a dress for the First Lady that two other females wore to an event was either a cruel joke or clueless.

[kestrel91316]

42. My money is on Cruel Joke.

[Javaman]

11. It's a sad state of affairs when pickles is upstaged by

the queen of englands "perky" boobs.

:rofl:

:spray:

[shain from kane]

12. Tip to the Queen: Lose the crown. It's the fuckin' USA.

[Hestia]

14. Why should she lose the crown? The crown is probably older

than the US. History Int'l had a show on the Crown Jewels and their age. I'd wear something that is older than the country I am visting. :)

[shain from kane]

19. So, wear a pyramid hat and some bristlecone pine cones, if it makes you happy. But we already fought

one revolution to get rid of royalty on these shores, and now we're kissing her ass. She don't mean shit to me, just another inbred delusioned person that thinks they are in charge.

[DrRang]

25. Actually, the thing QE2 is wearing looks more like a tiara than a crown.

A tiara's just a decorative hair ornament, although it probably cost more than all of us are worth. But it has no significance of royal position like the "crown jewels" do. Debutants, Miss Americas, prom goers--anybody can wear a tiara that can figure out how to keep it on her (or his) head.

[shain from kane]

31. "...it probably cost more than all of us are worth..." But I and my family haven't accumulated any

wealth from subjugation and exploitation of third-world subjects through imperialism.

[MH1]

41. "I and my family haven't accumulated any wealth from subjugation...

and exploitation of third-world subjects through imperialism."

Oh, really? "ANY" ?

You might not want to be so sure of yourself... a whole lot of us have ancestors who participated in those things, whether we know it or not.

Even if you are non-white, it is possible that your ancestors participated, and that some of the ill-gotten gains trickled down to you.

Unless of course you and your family haven't accumulated ANY wealth...which could be from poor management of ill-gotten gains, not the lack of them in the first place.

[Love Bug]

32. It's not a crown, it's a tiara. And it's probably

one of her family jewels.




snerk

[Kerrytravelers]

13. Democrats give the world the Kennedy's style and grace.

Rethugs give us this.

:rofl:

[EFerrari]

18. "I am the man that escorted Jacqueline Kennedy to Paris."

:)

[bullimiami]

15. he stands like a damn ape.

[EFerrari]

21. Apes everywhere disagree.

[gratuitous]

29. The ape does a snappier salute than Chimpy

Has a smarter expression on his face, too.

[KoKo]

22. His heavy codpiece has bowed his legs over time in the P-Residency..n/t

[progressoid]

16. Good Gaaawd

They look like buffoons

[Richard Steele]

17. AllHatNoCattle rocks. Consistently! nm

[rsdsharp]

23. I'm betting he had the pants fitted over those damn cowboy boots.

I don't think Pickles would let him wear them to what is obviously going to be her only white tie dinner, thus they look like he's wearing his big brother's britches.

[rkc3]

24. It does look like the cowboy boots are in the way.

At least he's not wearing camouflage - about the only thing worse than cowboy boots to a gala event.

[me b zola]

36. "At least he's not wearing camouflage"

How do we really know that he's not wearing a camo bra and g-string under his suit? What are the odds? :shrug:

[soothsayer]

27. beat me

[soothsayer]

26. mebbe a bra for laura? dumbya had his pants fitted with his cowboy boots on

I'll bet, then wasn't allowed to wear them

[malaise]

28. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Damn that is funny :rofl:

[wakeme2008]

30. Updated Info

From another forum mrspie wrote:

his is what I read in the paper:

White tie dress is more strictly regulated than other forms of dress, and properly consists of:
• Black tailcoat with silk (ribbed or satin) facings, sharply cut-away at the front
• Black trousers with two rows of braid down each leg
• White stiff-fronted shirt
• White stiff wing collar (attached to the shirt with collar studs)
• White bowtie
• White low-cut waistcoat
• Black silk socks
• Black patent leather shoes
Shirts, waistcoats and bow ties are now usually made of cotton marcella, although plain linen shirts and white or off-white silk ties and waistcoats are sometimes worn. Shirt studs and cufflinks should be silver or white. A white handkerchief and flower may be worn.
A lady must wear a formal ball gown when the dress is described as white tie.

........

And a British poster lord of the seas wrote:

The Ladies cover thier arms with long gloves at a White Tie Dinner

...

So George has the wrong shoes and no gloves for Laura..

[chefgirl]

33. Thats whats been making me grind my teeth...

The Ladies cover thier arms with long gloves at a White Tie Dinner

So George has the wrong shoes and no gloves for Laura..


So, OK, maybe Laura wasn't aware of the rule of white gloves, but what about her toadies?? Jeez, aren't they paid to know stuff like that? AND to tell her?!? It was the very first thing I noticed when I saw that picture, and everytime I see it I want to cuff her upside the head for being such a hick.

The Idiot in Chief and his wife, the First Embarassment.

-chef-

[tammywammy]

39. I didn't see pictures of anyone other than the Queen with gloves

Maybe that rule has been relaxed in recent years.

[Ilsa]

46. There was alot of ladies with improper attire at last night's dinner.

Alot of the dresses were long dresses, but not ball gowns or evening suit dresses. Some women showed too much arm and bosom without wraps, and I didn't see very many wearing gloves.

Once upon a time I had a more formal gown and gloves to wear to dinner than some of those women. Actually, I still have it, but it doesn't fit me any more.

[monmouth]

34. The Queen and her pocketbook, a bit much....n/t

[Eurobabe]

35. his tailor is on vacation

That is really BAD, those buttons are NOT flattering at all. Laura's got 40 longs, as my mom would say.

[KoKo]

37. ....

[trumad]

38. I think Pickles has started a whole new fashion craze.

[mtnester]

40. She is dead on correct - I could have shopped off the shelf and been

better dressed than Laura and the HIDEOUS thing Lynne Cheney wore.

I begin to wonder if the designers are trying to deliberately make them look bad.

[mnhtnbb]

44. Will somebody please call Stacy and Clinton at TLC's What Not to Wear?

God, is Pickles ever in need of a makeover. Maybe they'd do a 2 for 1 with Lynne Cheney.

[Marrak]

43. Damn Pickles...

Are you happy to see me or is it cold in here!!:toast:

[Kermitt Gribble]

45. She looks like a South Park character...

[SeattleGirl]

47. ROFL!!!!!

That was laugh-out-loud funny!!!! :rofl:

[Ilsa]

48. Pickles looks like she has three pairs of breasts. nt