It's God's Will that Man destroys all animal life!

[johnaries]

I realized this while reading about some Evangelicals pointing out that many natural disasters are God's vengeance because of homosexual behavior.

Then I remembered this:

A 1999 review by researcher Bruce Bagemihl shows that homosexual behavior has been observed in close to 1500 species, ranging from primates to gut worms, and is well documented for 500 of them. Animal sexual behavior takes many different forms, even within the same species. The motivations for and implications of these behaviors have yet to be fully understood, since most species have yet to be fully studied.<3> According to Bagemihl, "the animal kingdom <does> it with much greater sexual diversity — including homosexual, bisexual and nonreproductive sex — than the scientific community and society at large have previously been willing to accept." Current research indicates that various forms of same-sex sexual behavior are found throughout the animal kingdom. A new review made in 2009 of existing research showed that same-sex behavior is a nearly universal phenomenon in the animal kingdom, common across species.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual_behavior_in_animals

Since homosexual, bisexual and nonreproductive sex is an abomination, then obviously God intends to punish the animal kingdom. Now, it all makes sense. God is using Man to accomplish His Will. Man-made Climate Change, the Oil leaks, and all man-made pollution is part of God's Plan to Punish the animal kingdom for it's foul ways.

So, therefore, we should continue to "Drill, Baby, Drill" if we wish to be instruments of God's Will.

And, BTW, :sarcasm:

[Turbineguy]

1. I seem to remember the opposite.

"dominion" means responsibility too.

[johnaries]

6. Yeah, you'd think more people would remember that part of it.

Too many people interpret everything the way they want to.

[Sebastian Doyle]

2. Must be a lot of gay dolphins then (warning: picture included)

:evilfrown:

[Make7]

3. Why doesn't God get off his lazy ass and destroy all animal life himself?

Edited to fix punctuation in subject line

Just what kind of ineffective vengeful omnipotent God are people worshiping these days?
 

[johnaries]

7. Obviously, a false one.

The God they describe certainly doesn't sound like the God I worship.

[rotund1]

8. One that doesn't exist

http://www.godisimaginary.com

[blm]

4. The sooner all the animals are extinct, the sooner we'll find their money.

heheh

from the great Michael O'Donoghue


I think he nailed the Republican thought process perfectly.

[patrice]

5. Somebody needs to tell those folks that they are blasphemers.

[johnaries]

9. If you do, they simply call YOU the blasphemer.

Mote in your neighbor's eye and all that.

[patrice]

10. I claim no equality with "God" and it doesn't require that to recognize it when I see it. nt

[patrice]

12. i.e. I can admit the possibillity of my error on the matter, can/will they? nt

[johnaries]

13. THAT, my dear patrice, is the difference between "us" and "them".

We actually think about what we believe and why we believe it. They follow blindly anyone who tells them what they want to hear.
:hi:

[patrice]

16. I'm beginning to think more and more that there are 2 kinds of people in the world: god-intoxicated

blasphemers who cannot/will not abide other possibilities and those who seek reality wherever they find it.

[johnaries]

18. That pretty much has been my experience.

Although I have also seen some that were "too busy" to concern themselves and so just went along with whatever they had been told all their lives.

[midnight]

11. This is one angle John Bohner and the chamber of commerce could use when

selling the tab to the christian tax payers. I want to see the tea baggers swallow this cup of crap.

[johnaries]

15. Oh, crap! I didn't think about that when I posted, but some of them

are actually stupid enough to swallow that! I hope I didn't give any trolls any ideas. ;)

[Jeffersons Ghost]

14. K&R

[BrklynLiberal]

17. The hubris of mankind leads not only to their own destruction..but that of the creatures

whose welfare was entrusted to them.

[johnaries]

19. Yes, the envirnoment is only "collateral damage" of Man's path

to self-destruction.

[madrchsod]

20. i`d say mother earth is just about had it with humans....

do`t matter to her who screws who she`s just tired of being screwed over.