Cow executed for seducing man for sex

[rpannier]

An Indonesian man claims he was seduced by a cow after he was caught having sex with it on the resort island of Bali.

The village chief Embang Ida Bagus Legawa said the 18-year-old man was standing naked while holding the back of the cow. Alit claims he didn’t see an animal but a beautiful woman.

”She called my name and seduced me, so I had sex with her,” said Alit.

The young man was then forced to marry the cow in a cleansing ritual for his unholy acts. He fainted during the ceremony that also required his clothes be thrown into the sea.

The cow didn’t fair so well. Chief Embang gave the owner of the cow approximately $562 before having the animal drowned in the sea to rid the village of bad luck.

link:
http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2010/06/15/man-claims-he-was-seduced-by-a-cow-for-sex/

edited for better link

[Newest Reality]

1. You mean

I can have that beaver arrested, then?

[opihimoimoi]

2. Damn,,,they got Reoublicans there too???

[DJ13]

3. Burgers at my house!

:yoiks:

[mitchum]

4. That vamp was udderly seductive

[flvegan]

5. This isn't from The Onion?

So as the husband, Alit got the $562?

[AnnieBW]

6. And the worst thing was...

It was a steer!

:rofl:

[Sebastian Doyle]

7. ”She called my name and seduced me, so I had sex with her,”

So his name is "Moo"? :shrug:

[Name removed]

8. Deleted message

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[mitchum]

12. Kiddie porn!

[tabbycat31]

9. sigh

this rag is my local newspaper... ugh.

[undeterred]

10. Oh I thought this was going to be about the chimp president.

[Poll_Blind]

11. At some point I imagined what it would feel like to be drowned.

And then the story stopped being as funny as I'd originally thought and I remembered again just how fucking bastard humans are. One of them fucks a cow, gets caught, blames it on the cow then the cow dies in a horrible, horrible way.

Yuck.

PB

[rpannier]

23. That is the part of the story that ceases to make it funny

I find the behavior of the members of that community involved to be appalling.

[Poll_Blind]

26. Oh, I'm sorry man I wasn't really directing that at you, specifically.

I think I was more thinking out loud than anything, really.

PB

[rpannier]

28. I realize that

I was agreeing with you because you are right
I thought about what it must have been like for that cow when they drowned it in the water
It disturbs me greatly when I think about it

[krispos42]

13. Think the cow even noticed?

[flvegan]

14. Without a short ladder, a person would have much trouble.

Well, unless he was 12' tall or had a 4' long (woohoo). It's half the reason this story is just so damn stupid.

[krispos42]

18. Now you're making my mind think too deeply about this.

I have this vision of the guy hanging off the end of the cow with his legs wrapped around the cow's hind legs.

ugh. Mental floss...

[flvegan]

22. That visual...is so very wrong.

And I think illegal most anywhere. Delete from your mental cache, ASAP!!!!!!!

[a la izquierda]

15. I can't believe they drowned the poor cow...

:(

[marmar]

16. The cow must have put the MOOves on him......

:P

[newtothegame]

17. Racist post. nt

[walldude]

19. ??

Huh?

[Frisbee]

25. Just ignore him...

he's newtothegame. :evilgrin:

[rpannier]

21. Please eleborate... nt

[newtothegame]

29. You know better than this. DU rules state that you can only criticize white, anglo-saxon culture. nt

[proteus_lives]

24. How so?

[bettyellen]

20. ha ha reminds me of Daisy the sheep from Everything You Ever Wanetd to Know About SEx*

from back when Woody Allen was funny.

[Matariki]

27. Cool.