I've decided to quit the Democratic Party and become a Republican

[rpannier]

Given the disastrous state of their Party leadership, I figure I have an outside chance at becoming their nominee for President in 2012

Just say "Jesus, God, America" several times, oh and..."9/11, Islamo-fascism, birth certificate, Kenya and deregulation" enough and I could be their standard bearer
And I'd have to remember to keep my sentences to 6 words or less
And speak in mostly mono-syllabic words

[old mark]

1. It will help if those 6 word sentences were less....connected. I actually understand

what you want to say...that is a liability (sorry...it means that is a "bad thing").

Good luck - you may have a shot!

Oh, and always wear a gun...
mark

ADDED: I just heard a Pat Toomey ad...you may want to steal his closing line,"More jobs, less government." A winner with the simplistic crowd (sorry again....that means "dumbass.")

[rpannier]

2. Thanks

I like it
I'll add it to the Angle line 'God wants me to win'

[old mark]

7. WOW!...How can you lose with support like THAT! nt

[rpannier]

14. You Betcha

See...I have 3 people I can credit

Toomey
Angle
Palin

Wait...
9/11 Ghouliani
Well, as Ronald Reagan said... almost every republican running for office

Damn... My campaign practically writes itself

[sarge43]

11. When answering any question about the lack of basic needs, jobs, health care, education, etc,

'God has a plan' is very handy. You can hide behind Jesus and pass the buck at the same time.

Ta-Taaaah.

[rpannier]

21. I can also blame those Islamo-fascists that are trying to harm America

Nothing deflects a legitimate question better than fear

Question: Your proposals seem to be very reminiscent of the policies that got us into trouble in the first place.

Me: I think the real question is, "What are we going to do about the terrorists that are working hard to harm America everyday?"

[doc03]

3. They need one of those old line Republicans like

Thurston Howell III that can say it with panache. You need to through in a few lines on "Class Warfare" and "Welfare Queens".

[Motown_Johnny]

4. They have moved on from attacking people on welfare, they now

use those attacks on the unemployed

[doc03]

5. It's all the same to them n/t

[JTFrog]

6. 9!

Baby Jesus!

[pinboy3niner]

8. And write your policy positions on your hand ("old school teleprompter")

If I were you, I'd write small... :)

[rpannier]

17. Then what...

Say that's what my father always did

[Vinca]

9. It would probably be a way to make a fast buck since anyone

with power in the GOP seems to get their mitts in the party till.

[rpannier]

10. I hadn't thought of that

But, it's so very true

Thanks

[mmonk]

12. I could write a speech for any Republican running for office.

Very simple.

[rpannier]

22. Let me guess how it would begin

Ronald Reagan...

[Bloofer_Lady]

13. You also have to say that Pailn is smart.

I know that would be hard to do with a straight face but it's necessary.

[rpannier]

15. Could I get away with just saying

You betcha! and wink a bunch of times

[Bloofer_Lady]

19. That would be cheating.

:-P

[saltpoint]

16. Sounds like a plan. Also be sure to book an appearance

on Leno.

[rpannier]

18. Leno, Between my appearances on Hannity and O' Reilly

Maybe Beck would have me on

[saltpoint]

20. : ) He probably would. In that case, dust off those

Third Reich colloquialisms!

[LatteLibertine]

23. If you ape Beck and Limbaugh

You can probably pull it off.

[Cleita]

24. I hope you are pasty faced white or know how to

become a nice shade of orange. They know when it's phony orange and are comfortable that you are white underneath. :-)