Cheney short-listed for BP top post

[malaise]

http://culturemap.com/newsdetail/07-26-10-bps-looking-for-a-new-ceo-three-to-consider-before-rushing-in-that-replacement/
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Tony Hayward's dream has come true: He finally gets to stop dealing with this inconvenient oil spill and go back to his life.

Yes, BP has decided the media's favorite punching boy has outlived his usefulness and will, like the oil-covered pelicans also ruined by the spill, be sent to a facility to remove the noxious BP slime and subsequently returned to the wild. And while reports say BP managing director Bob Dudley, an American, is his rumored successor, we have a few names that should be thrown in the ring:

1. Dick Cheney

After being associated with Halliburton and the worst excesses of the Bush administration, being spokesman for a company that only screws up the world through gross carelessness and neglect would actually be a step in the right direction for Cheney. He's proven that he's willing to tackle the press —and the undisputed facts — head on.

With Cheney in charge, it's only a matter of time before we discover the spill was the result of terrorist pelicans working in cahoots with Al Qaeda.
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[dipsydoodle]

1. Nice one

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[missheidi]

2. Funny, funny...

hopefully no one gets any ideas about this, though. :yoiks: