A short poem for half-term governor Sarah Palin. Join in the fun!

[AlabamaLibrul]

the tintinnabulation of your word conflabulation has been rasping at my knowledge of the language i adore; please desist your -isms when describing socialism, for your politics and grammar are too errant to ignore

Good day, DU.

[malaise]

1. Just a small attempt

There once was a grifter from Wasilla
Who thought her body was a killa
But her brain was lame and she really is insane
And how I wish they'd destroy her like Godzilla

[sarge43]

2. A haiku for Sarahcuda

The marks on my hand

Think hard, blah, blah, blah

You betcha word salad

[peekaloo]

3. Shakespeare beckons

thy pea brain reckons
word salad is food for no thought

pentameter lacking
nonsensical yakking
how big are thy president's balls?


*a work in progress which I've titled "The Bard meets The Tard"....not very pc but apropos*

[Glorfindel]

4. Simply irresistible!

And the people - ah, the people
Thse we sometimes call the "sheeple"
Hear her shriek -
As she's lying, lying, lying,
In that shrill ungodly tone.
Is there glory in her rolling
On the human heart a stone?
But they're neither man nor woman
They are neither brute nor human
They are fools:
And their queen it is who lies;
And she talks,talks talks,
Talks
And never truth she tells!
And her merry bosom swells
With the silly lies she tells!
And she flounces, and she yells;
Keeping busy, busy, busy,
In a sort of manic tizzy,
To the squawking of her voice,
Of her voice.

[Sheepshank]

5. My attempt......

death panel crier
Esther on higher
A diverted moral highway

[pansypoo53219]

6. i suck at this but

also
too
maverick.
add blather.

[Aristus]

7. Reposting:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9436970

[niyad]

8. welcome to DU--k and r for a really great thread--thanks to all of you

for your insight and talents!!

[XemaSab]

9. There one was a gal from Wasilla

Who was as fecund as a chinchilla...

I'm already bored with writing this limerick. I'm going to go work on my autobiography and tour the country on a series of speaking engagements. :P