Recently Single Al Gore Finally Able To Listen To W.A.S.P. Albums

[Frank Booth]

NASHVILLE, TN—Finally unhindered by his wife Tipper's 25-year-long household ban on violent and sexually explicit music, former vice president Al Gore, 62, reportedly embraced his newfound independence this week by listening to the albums of the heavy metal band W.A.S.P.

"For the first time in decades, I get to play the kind of music I like without someone nagging me about what a bad influence it is," said Gore, sitting on the floor of his living room as he cued up the song "Animal (Fuck Like A Beast)" on his stereo. "And I get to crank it up as loud as I want."

"These guys are kicking some serious ass," added the two-term U.S. Senator. "Check out this guitar break coming up—it's nasty."



Read more: http://www.theonion.com/articles/recently-single-al-gore-finally-able-to-listen-to,17824/

[Ken Burch]

1. I think Al would enjoy this piece.

n/t.

[Jamastiene]

2. K&R

I love it!


I knew it was The Onion a couple words into the subject line, but it was still great. I loved the devil horns part. The kicker is that Tipper is enjoying leaving the lights on all day and taking 20 minute showers. :rofl:

[Naturyl]

3. Hehe, a Megadeth T-Shirt

Great band. Hope Al gets "Countdown to Extinction" - it's their best album.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

4. Great stuff.