Doocy for dollars! Please come CAPTION the Economic-Fairness Warrior!!!!

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Steve Doocy, absent an adequate present to exist in since the mid-18th century, is saying: "Listen, ladies and gentlemen, it's obvious what Obama is doing. . . . He's trying to tax the rich out of existence so they won't have any power and he can have them rounded up and re-educated behind anti-personnel wire with blow horns going day and night and playing Mo-Town when they run out of things to say just to drive the former rich people crazy so then they can euthanize 'em. . . . It's as certain as the fact that I'd never lie to you."

[SpiralHawk]

1. "Economic fairness = more more more for rich republicons." - Republicons

"More more more more more more more more more. We want more more more more more more more. Urp. More more more."

- Republicon Spokesmodel Rush DraftDodger Limbaugh

[skip fox]

2. "If I wouldn't have said it, I wouldn't believe it myself!"

:)

[skip fox]

3. "I don't have any problem with a mosque being constructed in New York City

as long as it's not the Muslim kind."

[skip fox]

4. "I say we run a contest. Which media personality racks up the highest

body count, Limbaugh, Beck, Hannity, O'Reilly, or me. . . . I'm figuring the most unstable audience is up at 5 a.m., mainly so they can't sleep, so I've got the inside track! . . . No let me tell you about the ACLU and Satan's spawn.""

[LatteLibertine]

5. "Just call me Douchey."