Teabagger-to-English Translator

[ck4829]

Teabagger: "Alinsky said (Insert rule for radical here), so this is part of the left's playbook."
English: "Hey! They're doing that thing we normally do, they're not supposed to do that! That's not fair!"

Teabagger: "Black Liberation Theology"
English: "Black people scare me!"

Teabagger: "Hitler"
English: "... Uh... um..."

Teabagger: "New Black Panthers"
English: "Angry black men!!! Aaaahhh!!!"

Teabagger: "Obama is dividing this country"
English: "It's Obama's fault that we don't like him! So there!"

Teabagger: "Socialism"
English: "I don't like this!"

Teabagger: "Socialism-Fascist"
English: "I don't like this! It scares me!"

Teabagger: "Socialism-Fascist-Nazi"
English: "I don't like this! It scares me! Someone, please hold me!"

Teabagger: "Tax cuts for the wealthy create jobs"
English: "I have no idea what I'm talking about!"

[DrDan]

1. I think "I have no idea what I'm talking about!" pretty well sums it up

[SOS]

2. History lessons from teabaggers...

Previously unknown to historians is the fact that Lenin and Hitler were chums in the early 1920s.
They formed the Nazi-Communist Party in 1922.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

3. we really need to expand this dictionary

with heavy emphasis on "dick"

[Scurrilous]

4. LOL

:thumbsup:

[BrklynLiberal]

5. Almost EVERYTHING they say can be translated into this phrase...

Teabagger: "Tax cuts for the wealthy create jobs"
English: "I have no idea what I'm talking about!"