Glenn Beck Conspiracy Theory Generator (Sorry if it's been posted!)

[missheidi]

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-glenn-beck-conspiracy.htm?PS=475%2C251%2C112%2C488%3A8

Funniest thing ever! It's my new addiction. I swear, I think some are thing he's actually said.

[davidinalameda]

1. very funny

thanks for posting it

:hi:

[ck4829]

2. Are we sure this isn't similar to how Glenn does his "research"?

[d_r]

3. I'm still playing with that,

it is cracking me up.

"We are under siege by totalitarian government bureaucrats who are hatching schemes to turn us all into communist slaves, which, as you know, is what Mao was trying to do when he bombed Pearl Harbor. "

[missheidi]

4. Yeah, I am too!

I wonder which one will be the topic on Monday?

[UpInArms]

5. hahahahahaha!

We are under siege by a parade of militant homosexuals who are operating a secret shadow government whose real agenda is to silence Sarah Palin. And we must put together our own militia to stop them.

[immoderate]

6. Wow! I have to deal with somebody who sounds just like that.

Now I know where he gets it from. :rofl:

--imm

[pnorman]

7. Also at that link: "Right-Wing Media Blowhards"

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/newsmedia/ig/Right-Wing-Media-Blowhards/index.01.htm

[FSogol]

8. "which is exactly what Trotsky did during the Mexican Missile Crisis!"

:rofl:

[applegrove]

9. rotflmao!

:rofl:

[highplainsdem]

10. "Environmentalist wackos and the pelican lobby are sending out Tweets to recruit more followers

that will help them pack you into Priuses and take you off to a place to be slaughtered."

:rofl:

[ZM90]

11. I'm new

Some of the funniest stuff ever xD. By the way I am new here,I am a video game nerd and from the Zelda community but,I am also a Democrat and a Barack Obama supporter. I absolutely love how MSNBC points out the psycho-talk from Faux News. Every single phrase from conspiracy theory generator would be on the Ed Show as psycho-talk.

[highplainsdem]

12. Don't miss the link there for "Crazy Glenn Beck Quotes" - real quotes:

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-glenn-beck-quotes.htm

The page title is "Glenn Beck Insane-O-Matic Quote Generator" but the quotes are real, with the source and date given.

For example:

''I'm thinking about killing Michael Moore, and I'm wondering if I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it. ... No, I think I could. I think he could be looking me in the eye, you know, and I could just be choking the life out. Is this wrong?''

—Glenn Beck, responding to the question 'What would people do for $50 million?', 'The Glenn Beck Program,' May 17, 2005

and

''If you log onto this (Cars.gov) at your home, everything in your home is now theirs.''

—Glenn Beck, arguing that the Cash for Clunkers program was nothing more than a secret government plot to gain access over your computer, July 2009

[spanone]

13. he's obviously not smarter than a second grader

[ZM90]

14. Of course he isn't! In fact he may not be smarter than a 1st grader!