A Fictitious Journey Inside the Mind of Rush Limbaugh’s Wedding Photographer

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by Juli Weiner August 11, 2010, 4:15 PM
Today, Rush Limbaugh posted to Facebook photos from his recent marriage to his betrothed, Rush Limbaugh’s Fiancée. Twenty images depict Limbaugh and his bride, Kathryn Rogers, at the ceremony, at the reception, and the special performance by noted gay-rights activist Elton John. In browsing the memories, we were curious about the circumstances surrounding each photo. What were the directions and concerns of the photographer? Undeterred by a dearth of actual answers, we simply made them up. Herewith, historical reenactments of what we believe to be the photographer’s cues to her subjects.


“Elton, would you like to remove your sunglasses? It’s not a very good disguise, and, well, anyway, we’re inside. Kathryn, please bend your hand exactly like that, miming the expression ‘twist my arm’ using only your body. Rush, just … do whatever. Thanks.”


“Are there too many bed sheets strewn haplessly behind the Doric columns? Or not enough bed sheets strewn haplessly behind the Doric columns? Everyone please have a look, and then come find me later at the bar and let me know.”

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I think DU'ers can do better captions....

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1. Elton Jane, you ignorant slut!

Magnificent artist, but you SUCK at your choice of gigs. Rush will only tolerate gays if we're all easily identifiable by speech, appearance, and a noted lack of interest in pursuing civil rights in service and civil life.

I believe we used to call people like you "Kapo".