18% of Americans believe that Obama is a monster from outer space

[Philosoraptor]

This is the same 18% that believe every word on Fox news, believe everything rush and beck say, and believe that Saddam Hussein is responsible for 9-11.

The same 18% think Jesus will soon return, that dubya won 2 elections fair and square, that Obama isn't a citizen or a Christian, and that atheists eat babies.

They also believe in the tooth fairy, Santa Claus and the boogie man, the rapture, and that Muslims are invading America and planning on forcefully converting us all to Islam, and that they'll confiscate all our guns and bibles.

These same idiots insist evolution isn't real even though 2000 breeds of dogs have evolved from wolves, and who insist that the earth is only 6000 years old and was created in 6 days by a super-intelligent creature from outer space.

Personally I don't give a fuck what this 18% percent think as they are retarded, in the truest sense of the word.

re-tar-ded : slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress

[Wilber_Stool]

1. HA!

Good one.

[Rhiannon12866]

2. There is certainly a percentage of people in this country who will believe anything...

So this should come as no surprise. That's why Fixed News is successful... x(

[RaleighNCDUer]

3. Meh - for a post like this I interrupted

my lunch of pan-roast baby on jasmine rice and stir-fry veggies.

[tourivers83]

4. Dog is God spelled backwards.

No text.

[old mark]

5. ...or spelled by the teaparddy...Personally, I believe that 18-25 %

of adults in this country are dumber that dog shit. The are PROUD of it, they enourage it in their kids and teach their kids to be afraid of and make fun of smarter people because they are "different" and "think the are better" than the dumbers people (we are). They think smarter people make fun of the stupid ones (every fucking chance I get) and they think smarter people "Know something we don't" (DUHHH!!!)

18-25% of adults in this country are hopeless trash, who happen to be the extreme right wing who believe everything they see on Fox News and think Obama is Satan and Democrats love Mao Tse Tung. There is no hope for this other than the possibility of some tropical virus that strikes down only the moronic, which is just a dream of mine that will never come true.

Oh, and that thing about the athiests eating babies?

They're mighty good with a little yellow mustard!

mark

[ellie]

6. Hahahaha!

That made me laugh out loud. The next time I run into a knuckle dragger, I will tell them of my belief that Obama is a monster from outer space and then laugh in their face.

[UTUSN]

7. K&R big #5 for, you beat me to it. I was going add the question:

To anybody here who knows the mechanics of poll-taking, does *asking* something in a poll PLANT the belief?!1 Does just *using* a word, which word might NEVER have been in the responder's mind otherwise, make it reality for some percentage of the responders?

The thread I was going to start was, If you asked in a poll whether OBAMA is an extraterrestrial a certain percentage would say yes.


I'm willing to bet that a high number of people ('muricans) don't even know what a Muslim is.

[one_voice]

8. You mean he's not from outer space?!?!?

That's not the change I voted for. :-)

[Philosoraptor]

9. Klaatu Obama Nikto