My shrink stinks more than your shrink. . . Please come CAPTION Dr. Laura!!!

[skip fox]

Dr. Laura, all-I-get-are-calls-from-morons, Schlessinger is saying, "And what really grips me by the butterballs is that the black people--see? I didn't say the 'n' word--and the progressives are trying to abridge my free speech. I understand why you can't talk about 'bombs' in the airport. . . . And I understand why talking about 'fire' in a theater is off limits . . . It's for public safety. . . . But on my radio show I should be able to demean anyone I like, especially since everyone knows I'm the least prejudiced person in the world. . . . Just because I don't like to shake their hands doesn't mean a thing."

[Ian David]

1. I swear she looks like a Ferengai. n/t

[foxfeet]

2. "The real N-words: Narcissistic Nutjob."

[skip fox]

3. " . . . and frankly, Larry, I was surpprised that she listened to anything on the radio other

than that gangster hip-hop crap . . . . What do they see in that jungle music, anyway???"

[lpbk2713]

4. No need to worry about the Doc.

Things should pick up for
her around Christmas.

[Warpy]

5. Now that's a face made for radio

Father Time is one evil son of a bitch. All the ugly inside tends to come right to the surface.

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. She has a lot of *alls dishing out advice.

Her life and her own family are a mess. Who is she to give advice?

[madinmaryland]

7. HEY STUPID! You have the absolute right to demean anyone you like! But we have

the absolute right not to support the folks that pay your salary!

Freedom to speak your mind is NOT free.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

8. "I'm sorry ...

that people are too stupid to understand my philosophy of hypersensitivity."

[11 Bravo]

9. Excuse me, Larry, but now I really must get naked and pose for a few split beaver shots.

I'll be back afterwards to lecture the country on morality.

[Ganja Ninja]

11. Maybe her new gig will be doing infomercials for weedeater.

She certainly could have used one in those old swinger adds she took out.

[guitar man]

10. "Whaddaya mean they won't let me join the Klan??!!"

:D

[cate94]

12. She is not a shrink,

her doctorate is in physiology.

Age ravages all of us, her ugliness is straight from her heart.

And I can't believe she still had a radio show to give up.

Really. WTF?

I hope I never hear her name again.

[AnArmyVeteran]

13. Rainbow KKKoalitionist

No one is denying her 1st Amendment rights. Why do all right wingers use that lying excuse after they are exposed as frauds, bigots, liars and racists? They do it because it feeds into the persecution complex they have. Fellow fundamentalist Christians seem to love to feel like they are being persecuted because it makes them feel like they believe Jesus felt when he was persecuted. I've witnessed that phenomenon from observing fundamentalist, right wing Christians for twenty years. And when a right wing public figure claims they are being persecuted their followers are duped every time.

[skip fox]

14. "I'm no more a racist than Bill O'Reilly."