Native Americans in Arizona Vow to Deport All Non-Native Americans

[HarveyDarkey]

Posted by P. Beckert
Native Americans in Arizona Vow to Deport All Non-Native Americans

Navajo Nation – The Navajo, Hopi, all Apache Nations and all other Native Americans who presently reside in Arizona have joined forces in an effort to show the haughty Arizona residents just exactly who has every right to be in that State.

Said Chief Standing Wolf, “it is not those of European decent who should be making the laws of this state, but we, the tribal people, who have been suppressed for too long. Our ancestors have been here for thousands of years, while the white man only came a few hundred years ago. Yet, it is the white man who wants to make ridiculous laws and keep everything lily white. We can no longer stand by and let this happen.”

Short of declaring war on the Arizona government, Chief Standing Wolf instead issued a warning “reverse your laws entitling only English-speaking people to inhabit Arizona. Only then will we back down and allow peace to again grace Arizona, but if you deny our fellow red and brown men their rightful place in this state, there will be bloodshed.”

Of course, Chief Standing Wolf was speaking in his native tongue, so the lawmakers in the State weren’t exactly sure what the message was.

http://glossynews.com/other-world-games/news-in-brief/201004291405/native-americans-in-arizona-vow-to-deport-all-non-native-americans/

[xchrom]

1. Lol - I like that! Nt

[JonLP24]

2. K&R

[msongs]

3. plants and animals plan to deport first human invaders, so-called native americans. film at 11 nt

[nc4bo]

7. Ok - you forced me to LOL, couldn't help it, thanks. nt

[butterfly77]

4. Kick,kick,kick &recommended!

:kick: :kick: :kick:

[justgamma]

5. Maybe we should check the lawmakers

family trees and see who the anchor babies are.

[pipi_k]

6. Whatever it takes to get the point across...

I say go for it.

[nc4bo]

8. K&R for Native Americans telling it like it is! nt

[Dragonfli]

9. K&R (I know that graphic, hi K!!)

:hi:

[HarveyDarkey]

10. Hey buddy

[jwirr]

11. About time.

[G_j]

12. humor that makes a signifigant point

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[HarveyDarkey]

13. Satire is incredible, isn't it?

N/T (except for this)

[femrap]

14. Yippee!

There's a dedicated coal-hauling railroad that goes thru their lands that leads to a power station. Block the tracks...no power for the hot and sweaty Europeans!

eta: this is a joke? Shit.

[DirkGently]

15. Well done. Humor is a sharp stick.

[catzies]

16. I see around here quite often a pickup truck with an awesome bumper sticker

It says simply:

YOU ARE ON INDIAN LAND.

Can't argue with that. :D

[annabanana]

17. kickers for the pointed stick!

[bluesmail]

18. Reality does bite doesn't it? Thanks for a long over due LOL (If only...) eom

[John Kerry VonErich]

19. Bloodshed?

encouraging violence I see?

[tomm2thumbs]

20. take away their Player's Cards! - GOP retirees will melt into a puddle of blubbering mush

without discounts on the Buffet and Free Play on their slot machines, they will be a vanquished enemy - they will have nothing but FoxNews talk shows and infomercials about Ronny Reagan commemorative coins to live for!

[existentialist]

21. And if the Navajo, Hopi, and Apache treaties are like most

treaties with Indian tribes, then the treaties authorize the tribes to remove non-Indians.

Of course the treaties have been superseded in that respect by subsequently (unilaterally) enacted laws, although, in some circumstances,after having granted due process, the Tribes generally still retain the right to remove some individuals (Indian or non Indian) under some circumstances. So there is a legal framework to bring exclusion actions before most tribal courts.

The tribes may be overstating their authority to some extent, but there is a basis in law that goes at least a short distance toward giving the Tribes the legal authority to back up Standing Wolf's statement.

Never mind that it would swamp their court systems if the tribes tried to remove even a substantial portion of non Indians living on reservations--or the federal law would prevent the removal of those who had legitimately established residence there, or that, despite the rhetoric it is my experience that the tribes welcome at least some non Indians.


(I state this as a non Indian who has spent the last 19 years living on Indian reservations at the request of the tribes.)

[pmorlan1]

22. I love it!

Too funny!

[Cal33]

23. Great for the Chief!