Outrage over plans to build library next to Sarah Palin

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From the Daily Mash:
08-19-10
PLANS to build a state-of-the-art library next to Republican catastrophe Sarah Palin are causing outrage across mainstream America.

Almost 40% of Americans still support the idea of books. Campaigners have described the project as insensitive and a deliberate act of provocation by people with brains.

The issue is forming a dividing line in advance of November's mid-term congressional elections with candidates being forced to declare whether they have ever been to a library or spoken to someone who has books in their home.

Meanwhile President Obama has caused unease within his own Democratic party by endorsing the library and claiming that not everyone who reads books is responsible for calling Mrs Palin a fuckwit nutjob nightmare of a human being.

But Bill McKay, a leading member of the right-wing Teapot movement, said: "Sarah Palin is a hallowed place for Americans who can't read.

"How is she going to feel knowing that every day there are people going inside a building to find things out for themselves and have thoughts, right in the very shadow of her amazing nipples."

He added: "Our founding fathers intended for every building in this country to be a church containing one book, written by Jesus, that would be read out in a strange voice by an orange man in a shiny suit who would also tell you who you were allowed to kill.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/outrage-over-plans-to-build-library-next-to-sarah-palin-201008193017/

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[Whisp]

1. hee hee,

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[ChoppinBroccoli]

2. Hey, I Heard Sarah Failin' Tried To Read A Book Once

But when she got about 1/3 of the way through it..............she quit.

[txlibdem]

3. Bet if you ask her she couldn't tell you what book it was

:rofl:
:woohoo:

[Ichingcarpenter]

4. I believe it was called.. A Crackle of Refudiate Rads by The department of Law

In storybook form so only she could understand it.


Those are all her words BTW.

[txlibdem]

5. Oh.

So it was a pop-up book. Now I see.

[Ichingcarpenter]

7. There is only one copy of the book because

it was written on her hand.

[txlibdem]

10. +1

:rofl:

[Caliman73]

8. Just give her time and she'll "get back to ya"

:dunce:

edited to add:

"why do you hate the first amendment?"

[Chulanowa]

9. All of them of course!

[Radical Activist]

6. Fantastic.

Now I have a reply for the next email forward from a conservative.

It just gets better and better:

Meanwhile President Obama has caused unease within his own Democratic party by endorsing the library and claiming that not everyone who reads books is responsible for calling Mrs Palin a fuckwit nutjob nightmare of a human being.

[niyad]

11. can't rec, but will kick--goddess knows, we need the laughs.