Gov. Jan Brewer of Arizona has passed legislation negating the results of the Miss Universe Pageant

[MiddleFingerMom]

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...in the hopes that the Federal government will step up to the plate
and intervene.
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Gov. Brewer stated, "Obviously, the alleged "winner" crossed borders
from Mexico to get into this country... and we here in the great State
of Arizona think there should be an investigation as to whether her
means of entry were legal. We'd also like to see her birth certificate
to prove she was actually BORN in Mexico."
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Declaring the normal runner-up process invalid ("Everybody KNOWS about
Jamaicans," said Brewer), she asserted that there are "countless AMERICAN
girls who are much more deserving of the title"... and declared herself
the winner -- posting what her handlers claim is her official Inauguration
Ball photo.
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When reached for comment, Donald Trump would only say that his single
contact with the governor was hours ago, when she invited him to dance
the night away at an anti-mosque demonstration at Ground Zero.
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[Bitwit1234]

1. The one on the left is gorgeous AND

if Miss USA didn't win I am so glad one of the SPANISH LADIES WON THE CONTEST. Pile it on to the bunch of racist asses.

[pinboy3niner]

2. OMG, Brewer was right!

Now they've even decapitated HER! Oh noes!1!1 :rofl:

[JI7]

3. you know they don't think this year Miss USA is really an American either

[JI7]

4. you know they don't think this year Miss USA is really an American either