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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-28-10 06:07 AM
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BEHOLD! the great white messiah returns to restore our honor!
Behold! the king of all idiots! BEHOLD! the saviour of the holy superior white race! BEHOLD- Lord of all haters and bunk believers! BEHOLD- the prince of bullshit! glenn the christ has risen to smite the heathen liberals and the legions who don't look or think like HIM!

There is no salvation but through fox news and the salivating savior! Hark-en his holy, bitter tears shed for all the endangered white species of the world! Let us drink his sacred blood and eat of his lily white flesh and save ourselves from the eternal damnation of reason and logic!

Turn your plowshares into semi-automatic swords and gather ye mighty holy warriors to fight the scary Muslims and the cursed atheists! The lord or morons hastens the rapture and builds his glorious army of the pissy and the whiny!

BEHOLD--the day of reckoning is upon us! Make a joyful noise to the heavens as America is restored to the good old days of slavery and misogyny.

What a god-damned embarassment...........
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-28-10 06:16 AM
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1. Anyone showing up to this thing should be laughed at.
Count how many anti-Obama signs you see. There'll be thousands, despite the organizers saying "don't bring political signs." This bullshinola isn't fooling ANYone. It's an anti-tax, anti-Democratic propaganda rally that tries to stomp all over the memory of an historic event but will fail miserably in it's own hoopla.
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ixion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-28-10 06:16 AM
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2. This is probably how the Idiocracy started out
with idiots like Mr. Mush For Brains.
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no_hypocrisy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-28-10 06:24 AM
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3. I wish Sinclair Lewis were alive to write a novel about him.
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-28-10 12:40 PM
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