BecKKK WEPT !1 Finally we HAVE it people!1 Somebody collect a tear in a relic bottle!1

[UTUSN]

Plus, he keeps reading INSPIRING words in HISTORY that somebody else said!1 And playing the Fanfare for the Common Man!1 And reading, reading FAMOUS QUOTES FROM HISTORY!1

[Catshrink]

1. And connecting unrelated events!1

Oh the humility of the man!1 :cry:

[burnsei sensei]

2. The ability to quote great men

does not indicate any knowledge of history.

[UTUSN]

3. The MOON SHOT "is exactly like you!1" n/t

[kevinbgoode]

4. Rush Limbaugh must be very jealous

. . .this is a threat to the real GOP chair's position as wingnut-in-chief

[BlueIdaho]

5. Step right up folks, get your vial of sacred tears right here...

Only $20. See the disciples in one of our "I have a Scheme" tents and get one of these handsome religious relics. Each bottle comes with a gold chain so you can keep our lord and master Beck's tears near your heart - and today only for only $10 dollars more you can also have a small sample of sister Palin's holy undergarments.

Don't delay, your eternal salvation hangs in the balance...

[UTUSN]

6. OOooo, Messiah BecKKK ain't gonna give 'baggers NO fish!1 Plus he says he

ain't in good shape, that the country is in terrible shape LIKE HIM!1 So much for the loaves and fishes!1

[mike r]

7. Coming soon to a store near you:

[bushisanidiot]

8. "Restoring America" (to what is was 50 years ago)

I think Beck wants the KKK to feel free to come out into the light.

[Catshrink]

9. Cool - Can we bring back the income tax rates from Ike's years also?

Tax the wealthy at a much higher rate? I'm all for that. (can't remember what it was)

And let's remember Ike's warning about the military-industrial complex and see how prescient he was - then do something about it.

Yeah, I know, dream on.